new haiku from scott!
developers rejoice m:\ drive
antivirus software go chomp chomp
microsoft remove in 2003
exchange 5.5 open relay
only way to lock down problem
power off machine
dns is in charge now
netbios is dead proclaims the king
wins still required
multihomed domain controller
registers netbios name on all ports
amnesia ensues
many models many prices
all models up to pro100
have same processor
license policy absurd
all mac addresses count
50 users impossible
tim’s haiku
sonicwalls have a flaw
at three thousand connections
service is denied
netscreens speed a way
thirty thousand connections;
service just begun
submitted by scott:
content filter pimped hard
sales people promise moon
porn slips by
student at school wonder
google give me porn;
child learn quickly
trojan horse killer worm
eating up file structure
pray backups work
antivirus supplied by mcafee
yet sold as sonic;
buyer sold lemon
power supply heat up
unit lifeless no lights
vpn tunnel down
website say replace unit
no advisory to customer;
hand branded 9V