Babylon Bee
Posted on October 7, 2017
- In Last Ditch Attempt To Save Job, Ronna McDaniel Gets Lesbian Haircut
NEW YORK, NY — NBC's termination of its newly hired political analyst was put on hold today as, in a last-ditch attempt to save her job, Ronna McDaniel got a super lesbian haircut.
- DeSantis Kicked Out Of Republican Party For Accomplishing Too Many Things
TALLAHASSEE, FL — The political landscape was rocked to its core today, with reverberations sure to be felt for several years, as Governor Ron DeSantis was kicked out of the Republican Party for accomplishing too many things.
- Not To Be Outdone By Trump, Biden Releases Own Version Of The Quran
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Not to be outdone by Trump releasing the "God Bless The USA" Bible, President Biden announced today the production of his very own "Allahu Joe Biden" edition of the Quran.