Posted on October 7, 2017
Canadian Announces His Preferred Pronoun Is 'Eh'
OTTAWA—Native Canadian Liam Tremblay recently announced that his preferred pronoun is "eh." The announcement came in the form of his updated Twitter profile that read, "I'm Liam. I like hiking and my dog, Fossy. I also like syrup. Eh/eh." […]
Panel Of Third Graders To Dictate Nation's Climate Change Policy
WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a panel on climate change held yesterday, the Senate brought in a group of excited third graders for ideas on fighting climate change. The post Panel Of Third Graders To Dictate Nation's Climate Change […]
Paralyzed Man Lowered Through Hole In Roof Of Chick-Fil-A In Hopes Of Being Healed
ONTARIO, CA—The stories about Chick-fil-A employees' miraculous healing powers have spread far and wide. From employees saving people from choking to raising the dead, it's unclear how much is legend and how much is fact. […]