haiku from scott


developers rejoice m:\ drive
antivirus software go chomp chomp
microsoft remove in 2003


exchange 5.5 open relay
only way to lock down problem
power off machine


dns is in charge now
netbios is dead proclaims the king
wins still required


multihomed domain controller
registers netbios name on all ports
amnesia ensues


many models many prices
all models up to pro100
have same processor


license policy absurd
all mac addresses count
50 users impossible




tim's haiku


sonicwalls have a flaw
at three thousand connections
service is denied


netscreens speed a way
thirty thousand connections;
service just begun




submitted by scott:


content filter pimped hard
sales people promise moon
porn slips by


student at school wonder
google give me porn;
child learn quickly


trojan horse killer worm
eating up file structure
pray backups work


antivirus supplied by mcafee
yet sold as sonic;
buyer sold lemon


power supply heat up
unit lifeless no lights
vpn tunnel down


website say replace unit
no advisory to customer;
hand branded 9V




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