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      Jailbreak hole in iOS 4.1 will be hard to close

      All Steve Jobs's horses and all Steve Jobs's men ...

      Just hours after Apple released iOS 4.1 to great fanfare, hardware hackers found a way to jailbreak devices that run the new operating system. More surprising still, there doesn't appear to be anything Steve Jobs can do to stop them in the near future.…

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      Google Instant – more searches, less thought

      Sergey Brin gets in your head

      Analysis Google is on a mission to make web search as fast as the human brain will allow. On Wednesday morning in San Francisco, as she unveiled Google Instant, a radical overhaul of the company's search engine that updates search results as you type, uber-Googler Marissa Mayer called it "search at the speed of thought." We can safely classify that as an exaggeration for effect, but Mayer's bon mot at least gets to the heart of Google's intentions.…

      Amazon buys (some of) digital music site Amie Street

      Founders sing a new Songza

      Digital music site Amie Street has been bought by Amazon, but the founders of the user-fueled music service aren't abandoning their efforts to bring social networking to music lovers.…

      Microsoft wins court order crushing mighty spam botnet

      Waledac's 276 domain names seized

      A federal magistrate judge has recommended that Microsoft be given ownership of 276 internet addresses used to control “Waledac,” a massive botnet that the software company has been working to bring down.…

      Appro sells another flash-happy HPC cluster

      Trestles gives Opteron 6100s some love

      Appro International, the upstart HPC cluster maker, has got another big order from its biggest customer, the San Diego Supercomputer Center.…

      NoSQL CouchDB founder turns to phone and cloud services

      CouchIO no more

      NoSQL start-up CouchIO is targeting mobile and clouds after just a year of trying to monetize the company's CouchDB document store.…

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      Netezza, Symantec jump on takeover rumors

      Eat or be eaten

      The global economy might not be on the mend as much as we would like, but there are plenty of IT behemoths sitting on big bags of cash, and tongues are a-wagging today about data warehousing appliance maker Netezza and security and systems software maker Symantec both being possible takeover targets.…

      Adobe Reader 0day under active attack

      No mitigations for click-and-get-hacked exploit

      Researchers have uncovered sophisticated attack code circulating on the net that exploits a critical vulnerability in the most recent version of Adobe Reader.…

      Hurd to take $950,000 salary after Oracle pay cut

      Shares and $10m bonus topper upper in play

      Mark Hurd will take a 25 per cent pay cut to work for Larry Ellison — if HP fails in its legal maneuver to block the Oracle CEO's audacious hire.…

      Apple releases iOS 4.1 into the wild

      Old devices need not apply

      Apple has released iOS 4.1, which Steve Jobs outlined in his presentation one week ago, during which he also introduced Cupertino's new iPods, revamped Apple TV, and iTunes-based music sales social networking effort, Ping.…

      Google pulls trigger on 'Instant' search engine

      Results rejig as you type

      Updated Update: This story has been continually updated with additional info from Google's press event.

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      HP punts MicroServer for SMBs

      Honey, I shrunk the ProLiants

      Hewlett-Packard is keen on scaring up some business at small and medium businesses, and today will dust off the old MicroServer brand from Digital Equipment and slap it on a new entry ProLiant x64 server aimed expressly at cheapskates who don't want or need a full-on ProLiant tower, rack, or blade box.…

      Has HP blundered big time?

      Ejected CEO joins Ellison

      Oh dear HP, what have you done, what Pandora's box have you opened to unleash terror and despair on yourself?…

      Brits don't want in-flight calling

      Er, too late, probably. Sorry

      A new survey reveals that the majority of Brits don't want regulations on in-flight calling relaxed... a shame since those regulations were relaxed more than two years ago.…

      iOS 4.1 out today suggest iPhone hackers

      Jailbreakers beware

      Hackers at the iPhone Dev Team believe Apple will begin pushing out iOS 4.1 today - and have warned anyone keen to jailbreak their handset to leave the update well alone.…

      Google search button is, like, so 2009 - or something

      Is this an invite to a necktie party, Reverend?

      Google’s search engine doodle turned from the somewhat troublesome bouncy balls to a shade of chrome today in the build-up to the company’s web search event in San Francisco.…

      BioWare zeroes in on <i>Mass Effect</i> download snafu

      Fans treated to 1.5GB of 0s

      Top marks to BioWare which yesterday pumped out a downloadable module for Mass Effect 2. The only problem: the DLC comprised nothing but zeros - all 1.5GB of it.…

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      Ofcom gives 3G upgrade thumbs-up

      But it'll kill all the bees and then we'll all die!

      Ofcom has decided to let 3G networks up their broadcast power, but only by half of what it had proposed: for the sake of 3 rather than the bees.…

      <i>Reg</i> hack celebrates happy event

      Vulture Central welcomes new asinine arrival

      The IT angle obsessionists among you are not going to like this one bit, but we're delighted to announce that El Reg's Iberian Bureau today welcomed a new member to the Vulture Central fold, in the form of a small but perfectly-formed donkey foal, or buche, as they're known in these parts.…

      Three picks up the Tab

      Network to punt Samsung Android tablet

      Three has become the latest UK operator to tout tablets: specifically Samsung's Android-based Galaxy Tab.…

      Consultants bag £37m from failed e-Borders contract

      Project reopening to tender

      The Home Office paid more than £37m to just one consultancy for advice on the e-Borders contract, which was torn up by the coalition after the election.…

      Google squirrels into human brains with Scribe experiment

      Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me

      Google has created an atmosphere of McCarthyism and a postage stamp-sized image of what the hell the world will look like if us hacks use the firm's latest creepy tool, dubbed Scribe.…

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      Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn

      Sperm donation no excuse for viewing smut

      A right-leaning Health think tank has condemned the NHS for spending £700 a year on porn to assist male visitors to fertility clinics to produce samples.…

      Coalition launches extradition treaty review

      Aims for fairness across the pond

      The controversial extradition treaty between the US and the UK is to be reviewed by the government.…

      Two-lane BRIDGE FOUND ON FAR SIDE OF THE MOON!

      Boffins still sceptical of alien/Elvis involvement

      In blockbusting news, a NASA spacecraft has discovered a bridge wide enough to carry a two-lane road on the far side of the Moon.…

      Cisco pays millions to end DoJ probe

      Overcharging claims settled

      Cisco Systems and distie Westcon Group North America, owned by South African firm Datatec, are to pay $48m to end an investigation by the US Department of Justice into overcharging.…

      Assange asks for new lawyer

      Denies blaming CIA for 'smear'

      Julian Assange has requested a new lawyer to represent him during a rape investigation in Sweden because his previous brief, Leif Silbersky, was not engaged enough with the case.…

      EMC girds itself for low-end mid-range assault

      Due early 2011

      EMC will introduce a new mid-range storage product in early 2011. EMC's chief financial officer, David Goulden, said the new product will refresh the low end of EMC's mid-range storage array product portfolio, currently supplied with CLARiiON and Celerra products.…

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      Safari and Firefox updates plug critical holes

      Drive-by download guard

      Tuesday marked a busy day for alternative browser security updates with patches from both Apple and Mozilla.…

      Cattle-burp eco menace mastered - by oregano

      Herbal belch-squelch method also offers milky bonus

      A bovo-boffin in Pennsylvania says he has saved life on planet Earth from being gradually stifled into extinction by burgeoning clouds of cattle-belch methane. The solution is apparently to feed cows oregano.…

      Sussex police try new tactic to relieve snappers of pics

      Section 19. Nanananana..........

      The problem of police decision-making on who is permitted to take photographs of what is highlighted again in a disturbing incident at the weekend, where film was seized at an anti-fascist protest in Brighton.…

      Samsung scents strong Android tablet sales

      We'll sell 10m in a year, predicts exec

      Watch out, Apple, Samsung wants your market share. The South Korean giant has forecast that its Galaxy Tab 7in Android tablet will have gathered a third of the slate market by this time next year.…

      Save us from our users

      Doomsday Weekend 3: sometimes a god complex isn't a bad idea

      Sysadmin blog Many sysadmins among us certainly have a god complex. The truth is, no matter how well-prepared for a large project we try to be, we can't control our users.…

      Eric Schmidt warns Berliners: 'We know where you are'

      Be happy, and hand over your memory to Google

      Eric Schmidt did his best to raise the bar on his harshest critics yesterday, by telling an audience in Berlin that "we know where you are, we know what you like".…

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      Bullish analysts: N8 will save Nokia

      What's Finnish for Jesus?

      Strong operator demand for new kit from Nokia means the company may be emerging from its darkest period in modern history, according to a report from Morgan Stanley.…

      UK hacker fined for personnel database mischief

      Email salary details to everyone ploy foiled

      A court has ordered a UK hacker to pay compensation after he used a purloined laptop to hack into his ex-employer's personnel database.…

      MS prices up Xbox 360 Kinect console combo

      250GB bundle

      Microsoft has priced up the Xbox 360 Kinect bundle it's hoping will tempt console-less consumers when the motion control tech launches on 10 November.…

      O2 rolls out early-bird ticket app

      Fast access to priority bookings

      O2 has been tempting existing and potential customers with the carrot of early access to event bookings for some time. Now it's made getting hold of tickets easier.…

      Pliant does MLC flash

      Cheaper flash storage array drives

      The march of MLC flash into mainstream enterprise storage took another step forward today as Pliant launched its Enterprise Flash Disk (EFD) products.…

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      BT takes 40% of CfH spending

      CSC gets a pittance

      Connecting for Health spent £470m with BT last year, more than twice as much as went to CSC.…

      Cisco &amp; Citrix marry on virty PCs

      A bundle of Windows 7 joy

      It looks like someone didn't get the deal done in time for the VMworld virtualization and cloud extravaganza last week. Today, server wannabe and networking giant Cisco Systems and virtualization player Citrix Systems will announce their first partnership, bundling up the XenDesktop Swiss army knife of desktop and application virtualization on Cisco's "California" Unified Computing System blade servers.…

      RIM goes for Documents To Go

      BlackBerry chalks up another acquisition

      BlackBerry maker RIM has apparently bought out DataViz, publisher of the popular Documents To Go, in a deal worth $50m in cash.…

      Vodafone gets out of China

      Turning a tidy profit on the deal

      Vodafone is planning to raise $4.3bn selling its stake in China Mobile, and will be handing most of the cash to its shareholders.…

      Flaming work laptop toasts cottage

      Did dodgy battery cause £350,000 of damage?

      A retired schools inspector is suing her former employer because her work laptop allegedly set fire to to her thatched cottage, causing £350,000 of damage.…

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      Nokia names N8 release date, pricing

      Much in demand, apparently

      Nokia's N8 smartphone will go on sale at the end of this month priced at £429 for the SIM-free version, the Finnish phone giant said today.…

      Apple flooded by Japanese iPod battery swaps

      Five thousand fixes in three weeks

      In the three weeks following its offer to replace the batteries in overheating first-generation iPod nanos, Apple Japan swapped out a total of 4,994 suspect cells.…

      Web-happy iPhone dev kit gets Jobsian silent treatment

      Like Unity. Like Titanium

      Much like the San Francisco-based startup Unity, Appcelerator has asked Apple if iPhone applications coded with its dev kit violate the new Jobsian rule against the use of languages other than Objective C, C, or C++. And like Unity, Appcelerator hasn't received an answer.…

      Nokia Home Music HD-1

      The Great Lost Jukebox turns up in captivity

      Review Best known today for its mobile phones, Nokia has released a connected jukebox at a knock down price. Nokia Home Music is an unusual beast: essentially it's a radio – primarily an Internet radio – built around a giant mono 10W speaker, but there's a Swiss Army knife selection of I/O options for getting music in and out of the box.…

      What does the Hurd mentality bring to Oracle?

      Wielding the executioner's axe for Ellison

      Comment It's going to be a long time before Oracle can take on the likes of HP and IBM for the IT-market crown. But before he retires, you can bet Larry Ellison's last billion bucks that he most surely wants to become the dominant systems supplier in the data center.…

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      Intel Sandy Bridge preps for AMD Fusion fracas

      Monday unveiling

      At next week's Intel Developer Forum, Chipzilla will unveil its long-awaited Sandy Bridge microarchitecture — and the more we learn about it, the more it appears to share with AMD's oh-so-late Fusion effort.…

      Firefox 4 beta gets hard on Windows

      Drops 60s psychedelia API

      Mozilla has released a fifth Firefox 4 beta, offering graphics hardware acceleration on Windows and a new API that lets site developers code pages that visually display audio data inside the browser.…

      'Copyright troll' seeks $150,000 from republican candidate

      When infringement is big business

      A copyright enforcement service has filed a lawsuit seeking $150,000 from Nevada Republican Senate candidate Sharron Angle for posting two newspaper articles without authorization.…

      Leaked Google docs out top search ad spenders

      BP spilled $3.6m in Gulf spin campaign

      Following its oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, BP went from spending about $57,000 a month on Google search ads to an enormous $3.6 million outlay for the month of June alone, according to a report citing internal Google documents.…

      HP sues Hurd to keep secrets from Ellison

      'We don't want him. But you can't have him'

      Hewlett-Packard has sued disgraced former chief executive Mark Hurd in an effort to stop him from joining Oracle.…

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      Privacy watchdogs challenge laptop seizures at US borders

      6,671 travelers searched (so far)

      Privacy advocates have sued the Obama administration over its practice of seizing laptops, cell phones, and other devices at US borders and copying their contents even when the owner isn't suspected of wrongdoing.…

      Google's antitrust probe spin answered

      Foundem claims 'diversionary straw man tactics'

      Foundem — the UK-based vertical search outfit involved in antitrust investigations of Google in both Texas and the European Union — has responded to Google's account of the Texas probe, accusing the Mountain View search giant of "diversionary 'straw man' tactics."…

      Amazon poaches Microsoft games chief

      Kindle online game player?

      Amazon has poached one of the brains behind Microsoft's fabulously successful Xbox and Xbox Live, hinting at a rival cloud-based gaming strategy.…

      Twitter bug creates account hijacking peril

      One-click vuln 'ridiculously easy to attack'

      Twitter has been bitten by a hard-to-kill web-application bug that's being actively exploited to steal users' authentication credentials, a security expert said Tuesday.…

      Microsoft bod scoots over to BBC iPlayer job

      We keep Highfield, you can have Danker

      The cross-pollination of Microsoft and the BBC's iPlayer continued yesterday, with Auntie confirming it had hired Redmond's IPTV platform Mediaroom and Zune wonk.…

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      New 'iPhoD' can 'adjust the speed of light by turning a knob'

      Magic quantum opti-chip can be made in normal fab, too

      Optical stuff is great, as everyone knows: optical links mean huge bandwidth right now, and computers running on photons rather than electrons might be truly amazing things - tremendously powerful, very economical of energy, and potentially able to exploit quantum effects to achieve all manner of mindbending feats.…

      Oracle rings up new Netra servers

      Xeon blade and rack boxes for telcos and hosters

      It is not a coincidence that Oracle is paying close attention to the Netra server lineup since taking over Sun Microsystems back in January. Telecommunications companies and service providers of various sorts still have lots Sparc/Solaris iron installed, and it is here where Oracle must build a defensive perimeter and hold the line with its Netra products.…

      Sarko hit by 'asshole' Googlebomb

      Oh merde

      Nikolas Sarkozy has become the latest high profile victim of a Google bomb, after bloggers linked his Facebook page to the phrase "trou du cul".…

      Sod hedgerows and fields, build more base stations

      Coverage more important than rural idyll, says quango

      The Commission For Rural Communities is calling for less restrictive planning laws to encourage comms networks to build out, for the sake of the rural economy.…

      PARIS threatened by the bends

      Careful with that dope

      El Reg's Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) team continues to work on the Vulture 1-X aircraft structure, while attempting to refine the skinning process.…

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      Wikileaks caught up in Swedish police raids

      Copyright coppers go after P2P servers

      Swedish police raided several addresses this morning, including an ISP linked to Wikileaks, while assisting a Belgian file-sharing probe.…

      Oz pedestrians fall to 'Death by iPod'

      'Lambs to the slaughter'

      Distracted Oz pedestrians are allegedly dropping like flies to "Death by iPod" - an untimely end provoked by walking out into traffic while in a "zombie trance".…

      Scammers seize on tax rebates as phishing lure

      Greedy sprats

      Fraudsters have wasted no time jumping on news of a tax mix-up in the UK as a hook for scams.…

      Pressure mounts on Assange to go

      Wikileaks has had enough

      Criticism of Wikileaks mouthpiece Julian Assange is growing, with more voices joining the chorus calling for him to step aside while his various Swedish legal problems are sorted out.…

      Apple's AirPlay: Bring the walled garden home

      Double standards

      Analysis "You want computers to discover each other and just share stuff," I recall Steve Jobs saying back in 2002, as he personally demonstrated wireless music streaming at an Apple developer event.…

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      NASA buys cutting-edge Cornish robot

      To be dubbed Oooh-Arrr-2-D2, no doubt

      In a triumph for West Country technical prowess and engineering knowhow, NASA has ordered a robot made in Cornwall. Here's a vid:…

      DoJ probes Google flight data land grab

      Official ITA Software merger investigation underway - report

      The US Justice Department has reportedly opened an official probe into Google's recent proposed buyout of ITA Software to see if the acquisition would be anti-competitive.…

      Spammers exploit another Facebook flaw

      Share this

      Spammers have taken advantage of a vulnerability in Facebook to spread auto-replicating links, a trick that makes it possible to spread crud without using social engineering.…

      HPC Advisory Council unveils Cloud HPC initiative

      Ready for prime time?

      Webcast Our pals at the HPC Advisory Council have been busy in the past few months and it seemed time to tap them for an update, in our September HPC Community webcast.…

      Mafia II

      Fuggedaboutit?

      Review A few hours into Mafia II and it finally happens. It's the summer of 1951 and you've just been released from an eight-year stretch in Sing Sing. You're cruising around the wide, pristine streets of Empire Bay - the game's fictional amalgam of New York, Chicago and San Fransico – when all of a sudden you hear the unmistakable pow of saxophones and horns in the intro for Ain't That a Kick in the Head.…

      A series of disorderly events

      Doomsday Weekend 2: Trevor Pott and the Domain of Fire

      Sysadmin Blog On Doomsday Weekend we completely replaced our Windows domain. It was a miserable experience. It’s hard to describe how much work is involved in replacing a mature domain; certainly more than I had anticipated. It's even harder to explain the hell to non-sysadmins.…

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      DVLA says council snoopers are free to take the WEE

      Gov officials just doing their job, ma'am

      Government officials hit back at accusations last week that they were encouraging councils to break the law and snoop on local residents, claiming instead that not only are they entitled to do so, but that they are required to by law.…

      European CIOs get consolidation

      Supplier diversity could suffer

      More than three-quarters of businesses in Europe, the Middle East and Africa (EMEA) are looking to consolidate their existing IT infrastructure in the next 12 months, according to Brocade-commissioned research.…

      DWP spent £1m on search engine 'biasing' in single year

      Civil servants throw cash at Google and friends

      The Department for Work and Pensions has spent more than £1.1m on search engine biasing over the last four years.…

      Google's fancy-pants doodle sucks up CPU

      What a balls-up

      Google's latest animated logo on its search homepage has caused a kerfuffle among many surfers whose CPU has been besieged by the ballsy doodle.…

      Godly Aussie MP accused of being online 'smut' junkie

      NSFW in NSW

      Another day, another God-fearing Australian politician is accused of surfing hardcore adult websites.…

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      Northamber musters 'cautious optimism'

      Is that a light at the end of...

      Veteran distributor Northamber allowed itself a glimmer of optimism today as it unveiled its preliminary full year results.…

      Panasonic adds iPlayer, Twitter to tellies

      Software upgrade available... if you know where to look

      Panasonic has quietly rolled out a software update for its 2009 series of internet-connectable HD TVs. The patch usefully adds BBC iPlayer and - perhaps less so - a Twitter client.…

      UK jobs growth grinds to a halt

      Public sector down, private sector not really up

      The UK jobs market is unlikely to get any better this year - public sector jobs are falling and private sector posts are barely growing.…

      Sony updates PS3 system software

      Blocks homebrew hack?

      Sony UK has posted PlayStation 3 firmware version 3.42. The update incorporates a "patch... added to address security vulnerability in the system software".…

      Greenland ice loss rates 'one-third' of what was thought

      New results 'deviate sharply' from established wisdom

      The rate at which ice is disappearing from Greenland and Western Antarctica has been seriously overestimated, according to new research.…

      Google rejigs privacy policy after ice-cream van man slam

      Gotta wait until 3 Oct, though

      Google announced that it tweaked its privacy policy last Friday, just hours after a satirical video ad appeared on a huge screen in New York's Times Square that poked fun at the firm's boss.…

      TechCrunch purges Zeus malware attack

      Oh, God

      TechCrunch Europe has cleaned up its website following the discovery of malicious code that left visiting surfers exposed to infection by a variant of the infamous Zeus banking Trojan.…

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      Dell Streak causes user fury

      Android fluffs it again

      Dell's Streak might now be running Android 2.1, but those who've upgraded are finding the newer OS takes away more than it adds to the tablet/phone crossbreed.…

      LG smartphones to get Tegra 2

      Optimus line primed

      LG is to power a series of smartphones with Nvidia's tablet-oriented dual-core Tegra 2 system-on-a-chip.…

      Would you pay for a cooler, less creepy Facebook?

      Big Chill founder launches a members' social network

      Sick of creepy, unaccountable social networks that are little more than hoarders and traders of personal information? Pete Lawrence, founder of the Big Chill Festival is too, and will today unveil his plans a member-supported service.…

      Druva delivers deduping laptop backup

      Outlook and Office-aware

      Three-year-old start-up Druva is opening an office in the UK and delivering global deduplicating backup software for laptops. It's Outlook and Office-aware to reduce network transmission loads and provide user self-service restores, which Druva says Avamar cannot.…

      Think tank calls for gov IT commoditisation

      Big savings from little projects

      The Network for the Post Bureaucratic Age has published a paper urging the government to break down its IT projects into smaller chunks.…

      Retailers price up Samsung 7in Android tablet

      Ouch

      Samsung's upcoming 7in Android tablet, the Galaxy Tab, is beginning to be priced up by retailers ahead of its anticipated arrival next month. Alas, it looks like it'll be a pricey offering.…

      Custodial offence for deliberate invasion of data protection? Forget it!

      You had your chance, Labour

      I must confess that I find it rich that New Labour Ministers, who were in government for more than a decade, are now huffing and puffing about their “phone inboxes being hacked”. The sad truth is that, in government, they could have done a great deal to protect individual privacy by making such hacking a custodial offence.…

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      Symantec stumbles, drops further behind EMC

      Shaky second quarter

      The gap between EMC and Symantec storage software revenues is widening, according to IDC's worldwide quarterly Storage Software Tracker.…

      Happiness: Yours for £50k a year

      Optimum income for joie de vivre

      US researchers have found that happiness can be yours for an income of $75k a year (or £48,814.44 as of this morning), although trousering more than that won't necessarily increase your joie de vivre.…

      UK patent attorneys: ECJ should reject advisors' opinion

      Pan-EU patent court a good thing

      The European Court of Justice should reject the opinion of its advisors and put pragmatic economics ahead of legal technicalities and approve a pan-EU patent court, the UK patent attorneys' trade body has said.…

      Bowers and Wilkins P5 headphones

      Aural excitement

      Review Renowned for it high-end hi-fi, Bowers and Wilkins’ decision to make headphones is a bit of a departure for the company. At first glance, its debut set of cans, the P5s, certainly appear an impressive addition to its respected range of audio porn.…

      Intel and USB 3.0

      The cougar gets it

      DigiTimes thinks Intel could add a USB 3.0 host controller to its Cougar motherboard reference design.…

      Ellison taps ex-HP CEO Hurd as Oracle co-prez

      Phillips replaced by Larry tennis buddy

      Ex-HP CEO Mark Hurd has been named co-president at Oracle.…

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      Mozilla 'cloud' code editor breaks with Lando Calrissian

      Skywriter goes Javascript

      Mozilla's Bespin project – an open source effort to build a web-based code editor – has been rechristened Skywriter, and its official repository has been moved to GitHub so that developers can more easily fork the project.…

      119 iPad apps for admins, coders, and geeks

      Stuff for web monkeys, iPad junkies, EE flunkies

      Part three: This – the third installment of apps for admins, coders and geeks – is our final foray into demonstrably useful apps for Apple's "magical and revolutionary" tablet.…

      GlobalFoundries says Intel process squeezes chip devs

      Future chips: extreme, ultraviolet & metal

      GTC 2010 According to AMD-spinoff GlobalFoundries, chip-baking is about to hit a wall — but they're ready for it. They also claim that their way of handling the latest advance in chip materials is superior to that used by Intel and soon to be introduced by their ginormous competitor, TSMC.…

      MS probes mystery IE bug

      URL shortening shenanigans

      Microsoft is investigating reports of a new bug in Internet Explorer.…

      East Midland Trains passengers get Wi-Fi

      On-board internet access service goes live

      East Midlands Trains has rolled out wireless internet access to its rolling stock.…

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      Drummers: Looking for a throbbing BumChum?

      Click here for hot ass action

      It's only September, but we feel pretty confident that the El Reg 2010 Product Name of the Year will be awarded to the spectacularly-titled BumChum - a silent bass drum monitoring system which promises lively "bottom-end thump".…

      Vodafone announces 4G roll-out for Germany

      But US gets first handset

      Vodafone has announced its 4G roll-out for Germany, though it seems it'll be Americans making the first 4G phone call.…

      Pamela Anderson gets her kit off for Nokia

      And you can too...

      What a brilliant idea for a competition! Nokia has hired Pamela Anderson and Gossip Girl actor Ed Westwick to appear in The Commuter a short film short shot entirely on the not-quite-launched Nokia N8 - and you can appear in it too.…

      Sonic Screwdriver controller coming to Wii

      More fun than a Stattenheim Remote Control?

      Good news for budding Doctors: there will be a sonic screwdriver-style remote out in time for upcoming Wii title Doctor Who: Return to Earth.

      Blighty suffers 'real shortage of serviceable conkers'

      Bad weather hits supplies hard

      There's some grim news today for those kids who are still allowed to play conkers, albeit in full body armour with helmet and visor: the crap summer weather has caused a "real shortage of serviceable conkers".…

      'Jetpack' inventors: US military showing interest. Honest

      No jets involved, nor is it a pack. 'Blower-throne'?

      A New Zealand company founded by a garage inventor says it is in talks to sell its so-called "Jetpack" - actually a personal ducted-fan aircraft too heavy to be lifted by its user - to the US military.…

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      Two and a half days in hell

      Part one of Doomsday Weekend: who can you trust?

      Sysadmin blog As sysadmins, we have to test before we deploy. We need to test before even upgrading a driver. We should test absolutely everything before a major deployment. It seems obvious. It is obvious.…

      ICO chides TalkTalk over sneaky StalkStalk trials

      Malware monitoring tech draws official ire

      Christopher Graham, the Information Commissioner, has rebuked TalkTalk for following its 4.2 million customers around the web without telling them.…

      Symantec finally secures HackIsWack

      It's such a bungle, sometimes, it makes you wonder...

      Symantec has belatedly secured its laughable HackIsWack competition website.…

      Children's rights group threatens ICO with judicial review

      Action over inaction against Youth Justice Board

      Children's Rights Group ARCH has threatened to take the Information Commissioner to a judicial review after the data regulator declined to take enforcement action the Youth Justice Board for unlawfully collecting and distributing data.…

      Don't get mad, get even

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      Russia's Cold War raygun air fleet back in operation - reports

      Monster laser-planes ready to blind US satellites?

      Reports suggest that Russia has re-started work on a Cold War project intended to produce a laser cannon mounted on an enormous military transport aircraft in the style of the USA's Airborne Laser Testbed 747.…

      Craigslist blocks US escort ads

      Save our sensitive souls

      Craigslist has bowed to pressure and stopped access to erotic services ads for its sensitive US customers.…

      Angry Birds take wing on Android
      Fight or flight?
      iPad scammers hack Kirstie Allsopp's Twitter

      Posh property presenter pwned

      iPad scammers managed to reach a huge potential audience last weekend after they took over a Twitter profile maintained by British TV presenter Kirstie Allsopp.…

      HPC goes mainstream

      Marrying IT to HPC

      Workshop Many people tend to associate High Performance Computing (HPC) with exotic supercomputers with esoteric CPUs, high-end networking and storage fabrics, and custom applications simulating nuclear explosions, virtually crash-testing cars or designing the aerodynamics of the latest jetliner.…

      Air mouse targets TV - Apple to follow?

      Gesticulating at the telly will actually make things happen!

      Movea, the company behind the Gyration Air Mouse, is pushing into television with a module for adding gesture control to the humble zapper.…

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      Browser security warning lookalike pushes malware

      Zeven deadly sins

      Scareware peddlers have developed a new ruse that relies on mimicking browser warning pages.…

      Judge Dredd returns to the silver screen

      'Futuristic neo-noir' action flick promised

      Those of you still recovering from Sylvester Stallone's 1995 interpretation of Judge Dredd will have to wait until 2012 to see if Karl Urban can make a better hash of bringing the classic 2000 AD character to the silver screen.…

      Samsung: demand for Windows Phone 7 'specialised'

      Demand for Symbian is 'invisible'

      Samsung is focus on Android and Bada for its smartphones after claiming there is no demand for Symbian phones and only "specialised" demand for Windows Phone 7.…

      German kiddies punted porn-projecting pens

      Commies unleash filth on primary school innocents

      Kids at the Adolf Reichwein School in Essen got an unexpected treat on the first day at primary school: porn-projecting pens provided by the German Communist Party.…

      Virtual security: Even better than the real thing?

      The jury's still out

      VMworld VMware is taking some big steps in the security and network management arena with its vShield product set. I sat in on a deepish dive into the somewhat new security products being offered by VMware to deliver on the ‘secure’ part of their “Secure Hybrid Cloud” initiative.…

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      Death by iPod: beware the zombie trance

      Mind how you go

      A 46 year-old woman wearing headphones was run over and killed by an ambulance in Sydney, Australia at the weekend. Police think she may not have heard the sirens.…

      O2 upgrades Dell Streak to Android 2.1

      Gentlemen, start your downloads

      O2 has updated its version of the Dell Streak 5in internet tablet - reviewed here - to Android 2.1.…

      Orange and T-Mobile splice customers

      Inter-network roaming imminent

      Orange and T-Mobile customers will be able to roam freely between the two networks from 5 October, as the companies consolidate their morph into Everything Everywhere.…

      Judge extends Oz PS3 mod dongle ban

      Gadget's manufacturer identified

      The Australian Federal Court has maintained the injunction banning four local retailers from importing and selling the PSJailbreak USB dongle that allows PS3s to play pirated games.…

      Google: Shopping means more to UK plc than culture

      Don't call it creative

      If Google is trying to shake off its reputation for a pathological hostility to creative businesses, then at least one senior policy hasn't got the memo. Google's UK policy chief called for Government to give creative industries the bum's rush last week - arguing that Britain's retailers were just as important.…

      Hitachi GST: Sale or IPO?

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      Opinion Hitachi is reported to be considering an IPO or sale of Hitachi GST, its disk drive operation, ranked third in the industry behind Seagate and Western Digital. How much is it worth? Who would want to buy it?…

      USB stick with anti-terror training found outside police station

      Keychain cops

      A memory stick containing anti-terror training manuals and other sensitive material was reportedly found on a street outside a Manchester police station.…

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      HP's Hurd set to join Oracle

      And he's back in the room

      Mark Hurd, pushed from the top job at HP after allegations of sexual harassment and misfiling of expenses, is about to get a board post at Oracle.…

      HP Pavilion dv6-3085ea 15.6in notebook

      Family favourite?

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      Intel to pay $1.4bn for Infineon WLS

      But does it really need it?

      Comment Intel has embarked on a major shopping spree to counter the pressures on its traditional businesses, which prompted it to issue a results warning at the end of last week. That was swiftly followed by the announcement that it would acquire Infineon‘s wireless arm, as widely expected, for $1.4bn, hard on the heels of the purchase of security software firm McAfee.…

      Google pays $8.5m to settle Buzz privacy invasion suit

      The price of a Tweetbookish Gmail mod

      Google has agreed to pay $8.5 million to settle a class action lawsuit claiming it violated the privacy of Gmail users when it released Google Buzz, a Gmail bolt-on that turned the email service into a Tweetbookish social networking tool.…

      Washington Supremes deliver death sentence to betting site

      Betcha.com craps out

      Washington state's highest court has delivered a fatal blow to a website that billed itself as a person-to-person betting platform that connected people who wanted to make wagers.…

      Google faces antitrust investigation in Texas

      EU complaint echoed in US

      Google is facing an antitrust investigation in Texas over claims the company unfairly manipulated results on its search engine.…

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      It's alive! Duke Nukem Forever breaks out of vapour trail

      Balls of steel, baby, balls of steel!

      Duke Nukem Forever is the video games world's equivalent of the flying car: mothballed in the garage.…

      Ubuntu 'Maverick Meerkat' erects own App Store

      Beta mongoose flaunts new face

      Review Ubuntu fans, fire up your virtual machines. The beta release of Ubuntu 10.10 is here. Maverick Meerkat, as this release is known, is actually several weeks ahead of the original schedule, and that means Ubuntu 10.10 is on track for its final release October 10.…

      Doctor Who goes to the Proms

      Music to watch monsters go by

      Love Doctor Who, love the theme music - this is hardwired into the DNA of most Brits.…

      Unity – iPhone code swap approved by Jobs (for now)

      Un-Flash eyes world of Google

      Steve Jobs forbids you from building iPhone applications with a language other than Objective C, C, or C++. If that other language is Adobe Flash. What about if it's not Adobe Flash? Are you still forbidden?…

      Nigerian man gets 12 years for $1.3m 419 scam

      Hunting 'mugu' in America

      A Nigerian man has been sentenced to more than 12 years in US prison for orchestrating an advance payment scam that bilked victims out of more than $1.3m.…

      Oz school in homosexual kookaburra rumpus

      Gay Fun your life must be...

      An Oz primary school head is taking a bit of stick after insisting that kiddies should not follow the exact letter of Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree.…

      All the week's <i>Reg Hardware</i> reviews

      Can you handle the truth?

      In the past seven days, Reg Hardware reviewed many products from the worlds of consumer electronics and mobile communications.…

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      Gordon Brown joins World Wide Web Foundation

      That's Doctor Brown to you, says unemployed PM

      Former Prime Minister Gordon Brown has buddied up with the Greatest Living Briton by becoming a director of the World Wide Web Foundation.…

      Is a HAMR blow falling on Seagate?

      The opposite of NIL desperandum

      Seagate may be facing the abandonment of a favoured future technology as the price for hard disk drive (HDD) industry unity.…

      Joy Division designer tackles England footie strip

      'I've lost the ball again...'

      Football minnows Bulgaria face an uphill struggle in their forthcoming clash with England, because not only will they confront some of the most talented, hard-working and successful players in the history of the beautiful game, but their opponents will be clad in a new strip created by former Joy Division designer Peter Saville.…

      Desktop pleasure, desktop pain

      Evolution and management of the client computing environment

      Let's face it, the desktop and laptop environment is one of the major points at which the rubber meets the road when it comes to business computing.…

      Wells Fargo hops NFC train

      Joins BoA and Visa in trials

      Wells Fargo is joining the effort spearheaded by Visa to help NFC break in the difficult American market.…

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      Google's Schmidt satirised as privacy pervert

      Run for your lives, kids. The ice cream man is coming!

      Eric Schmidt has been portrayed as a depraved privacy pervert by the US-based ConsumerWatchdog.org, which is running an advert in New York’s Times Square that mocks the Google boss.…

      IT workers getting back to work - sort of

      June and July not as bad as all that

      The US Department of Labor kicked out its monthly jobs report, and there's some good news for once. First of all, private sector employers added 67,000 jobs last month, although the overall economy shed 54,000 jobs as the federal government winds down the 2010 census and lays off temporary workers hired to count heads.…

      Paul Allen's patent madness not worth single penny

      Execution wins. Not ideas

      Open...and Shut Businesses aren't built on ideas. They're built on execution. Google didn't win because it was the first to the search market. It won because it did search better than anyone else, and devised an ingenious way to monetize it.…

      German gov pooh-poohs biometric ID card hack

      Nicht ein biggie

      German hackers successfully used off-the-shelf kit to extract personal data from the federal government's supposedly secure ID cards, but the government has downplayed the significance of the attack.…

      TomTom drums up upgrade for iPhone app

      Follow that photo!

      An update for the TomTom app on the iPhone is "coming soon".…

      Ex-spook jailed for selling secrets

      12 months for CD & USB shenanigans

      Ex-MI6 worker Daniel Houghton has been sentenced to 12 months in prison for unlawfully disclosing top secret material, in breach of the Official Secrets Act.…

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      Apple TV: Now you've done it

      Has it lost the war on OTT video?

      Comment This is the day that Apple lost the war for Over The Top content, not only in America, but globally. The winner can’t yet be announced, but this was the shot that Apple had to get it right, and to us it’s bungled it.…

      Vulture 1 Mk 2 release mech prepped for testing

      Coming soon: Hypobaric chamber - The Revisiting

      The Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) team is preparing to turn down the pressure with a second visit to Qinetiq's hypobaric chamber.…

      Monster Afghan spy airship to feature quad drinking straws

      Also: New vid of unsold P-791 Walrus suck-belly ship

      US aero-weapons goliath Lockheed, builder of the famous P-791 airship prototype, was beaten to a half-billion-dollar deal to supply spy ships above Afghanistan earlier this year - but the firm is still marketing its P-791 technology aggressively.…

      HP and EMC vie for disk storage lead

      IBM looking peaky

      IDC's latest quarterly disk storage tracker shows EMC and HP competing for the market lead, with EMC growing faster than HP. NetApp is growing faster still but has a lot of ground to make up.…

      Wanted: Front End / Client Side Web Developer

      El Reg is hiring

      Situation Publishing, owner of The Register and Reg Hardware, is looking for a full time developer to primarily work on HTML(5), CSS, JavaScript/jQuery and template engines such as XSLT and Perl’s Template Toolkit.…

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      Google Wave washes ashore in soggy cardboard Box

      Drops unwanted code in open source developer laps

      Google has boxed up its unsuccessful Wave project and handed the unwanted code to open source developers.…

      Glasses-less 3D TV by Xmas? Not likely, says 3D TV exec

      More like 2013

      Toshiba may be gearing up to release a no-specs 3D TV in Japan by the end of the year, but Philips' 3D TV development partner reckons we will have to wait longer. It doesn't reckon any vendor will have one out before 2013.…

      Apple Ping unfriends meanie Facebook

      Snazzy new social thing walled off

      Ping, Apple's latest foray into social networking, won't play nice with Facebook - despite the connection appearing in Steve Jobs's on-stage demonstration and in the documentation.…

      Energizer bunny hits iPhone, BlackBerry - wirelessly

      Qi gets branded products

      The wireless power consortium, Qi, is celebrating the launch of a solution with a known brand - Energizer - attached, but the technology is still a long way from the mainstream.…

      Superhuman Chinese monk does a bunk

      Celeb Taoist conman on the run

      A celebrity Taoist monk has gone awol after it was revealed he probably couldn't in reality sit crossed-legged under water for two hours.…

      ViewSonic outs Windows/Android 10in tablet

      For OS fence-sitters

      Here is ViewSonic's other Android-based tablet, though here the Google OS is secondary to Windows 7.…

      Capgemini buys big Brazilian dealer

      £194m shelled out

      Capgemini has bought a 55 per cent stake in Brazilian reseller CPM Braxis for £194m.…

      Digital Carter returns, uncensored

      Europe's stuck in the mud, says former Ofcom head, comms czar

      Lord Stephen Carter, the founding head of Ofcom whose blockbuster report provided the basis for the Digital Economy Act, made a return to the public stage this week.…

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      Netgear launches next-gen powerline Ethernet kit

      But no Gigabit performance just yet

      Netgear has announced what may well be the world's first consumer networking products based on the as-yet-unratified IEEE P1910 next-gen powerline Ethernet standard.…

      Spammers latch onto Ping to pump iPhone survey scams

      Quick off the mark

      Spammers have been quick off the mark in exploiting Apple's new iTunes social network to punt survey scams.…

      Samsung shows 'airfoil' luxury laptops

      Apple flavoured?

      More laptops have been announced at the IFA show by Samsung. This time it's the "premium" QX series - given a "airfoil design exterior" that's aluminium clad like as certain fruit-branded manufacturer's notebooks.…

      UN steps into Blackberry debate

      Firms will just have to get used to it

      The secretary general of the International Telecommunications Union has stepped into the lawful interception debate, saying that companies are just going to have to provide governments with access somehow.…

      Symantec Snoop Dogg rap contest site rickrolled

      #hackiswacked

      Symantec's attempts to link up with Snoop Dogg to launch a cybercrime rap contest have descended into farce after it emerged that vulnerabilities with a dedicated site can be easily rickrolled.…

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      Virgin punts cheap BlackBerry Curve

      Yours for £12 a month

      Virgin Media is offering the BlackBerry Curve 8520 - reviewed here - in what it claims os the "most competitive" pay-monthly package this smartphone can be found on.…

      Toshiba warns of fiery laptops

      Worldwide recall of ball burners

      Toshiba and US and Canadian consumer watchdogs are recalling three laptop models after receiving reports that people have been burned by the AC adapters.…

      'Rock star' spewed guts after emitting vast pearl necklace

      Prehistoric luminary's explosive antics revealed

      The equivalent of a "rock star", having lived a "fast, flashy life and died young" apparently exploded with unimaginable violence in the year 161,000 BC and spewed "guts" across an enormous area. The exploding prehistoric luminary had previously ejected a "string of pearls", according to investigating boffins.…

      Phone bugging scandal reignited as <em>NotW</em> suspends reporter

      The story that refuses to die

      New allegations of phone hacking at the News of the World have resulted in the suspension of one of the Sunday paper's reporters, pending legal and disciplinary action over allegations of tapping into the voicemail messages of an unnamed television personality.…

      Ubuntu 10.10 released to beta

      Maverick Meerkat skips Alpha 4

      The beta instalment of Ubuntu's Maverick Meerkat has arrived slightly earlier than expected.…

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      Nokia seeks to tap the X-Factor

      Ovi could do with the support

      Nokia is backing ITV's X Factor with a dedicated application and exclusive content, but it will take more then Auto Tune to make Ovi a Christmas number one.…

      Acer Stream Android smartphone

      PMP trickle-down effect

      Review Typically, smartphones make less than satisfying PMPs, especially given the issue of video formats, with very few phones supporting the good old AVI container or Xvid/DivX codecs. Also, sound quality is usually a bit iffy and there is often little in the way of external controls for media navigation that you can use without looking.…

      Chrome celebrates second b-day with sixth release

      Remember the Googasm

      Google is celebrating Chrome's second birthday by releasing a new stable version of its rapidly evolving browser, offering a slightly simpler user interface, an automatic form filler, and the ability to synchronize extensions and form data across machines.…

      Semi biz starts to cool off

      Mobile chips warming up as PC chips chill

      While chip makers are not white-knuckled with fear as they were during the economic meltdown of late 2008 and early 2009, they were hoping that the recent boom in chip sales would hold for a couple of quarters — and it probably won't.…

      Microsoft freshens retro code lock-down tool

      Teaching old apps new tricks

      Microsoft has released a new version of a software tool that developers and administrators can use to harden older applications against common vulnerabilities.…

      Jobs moves to the heavens with Apple TV

      You rent from his cloud

      Analysis With its Apple TV revamp announced Wednesday, Apple dipped its toes into the entertainment cloud — if you'll forgive a muddled metaphor. It's a tentative baby step, but expect more cloudy offerings from Cupertino if the experiment is a success.…

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      Microsoft buffs Silverlight for HTML5 video contest

      'We're more consistent. And we're here'

      Microsoft has tried to justify its Silverlight media player in the age of HTML5.…

      Twitter tightens grip on own firehose

      Microbloggy thing tracks all links clicked

      Twitter is on a mission to regain control of its own firehose.…

      Wikileaks founder blasts reopening of rape probe

      New charges filed in US

      Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has blasted Sweden's investigation into allegations against him for sexual misconduct after prosecutors reopened a probe into charges he raped a woman last month.…

      Microsoft slings mud in VMware living room

      Taunts estranged son

      VMworld Microsoft's assault on VMware knows no bounds.…

      LaCie catches ultra-small USB Flash drive bug

      MosKeyto flies in

      Ordinary USB Flash drives to darn big for you? LaCie's new MosKeyto protrudes a mere 6mm from the USB port it's connected to.…

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      HyTrust takes auditing, monitoring to the clouds

      Safe SOX for your virtual box

      VMworld Virtual security appliance maker HyTrust is revving up its wares with a new 2.1 release and positioning itself as the go-to partner for auditing and compliance for VMware's new vCloud Director.…

      Dell throws in 3PAR towel

      HP pumps fist

      Dell has admitted defeat in its attempt to buy 3PAR.…

      HMRC issues CD-rom alert to employers

      Quaint system to be replaced in 2011

      HM Revenue and Customs has warned employers who use its Employer CD-rom to update it immediately to avoid miscalculations.…

      Toshiba touts £329 Folio Android tablet

      'Failio' spec?

      Do computer companies never learn from history? Clearly not, if Toshiba is anything to go by. Today, it launched its Android tablet, revealing the gadget is called Folio.…

      US loses last chance for free wireless

      Never a flyer, but finally grounded for good

      An audacious plan to provide free wireless internet access across the US has finally been killed off by the FCC, much to the delight of the cellular industry.…

      AOL goes soul-searching with Google in 5-year deal

      Gets into mobile search (result), agrees to provide content to YouTube (not so much)

      AOL has signed a deal with Google to make it the sole provider for paid text-based search and contextual ads on the company's US websites for the next five years.…

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      iTunes update plugs WebKit flaw

      Ping-pong

      The latest version of iTunes for Windows addresses 13 security vulnerabilities, as well as adding much-publicised social networking functionality.…

      Boris bikes for tourists delayed till year end

      Systems not robust enough

      Visitors to London, and anyone else without a full account, will not be able to hire Boris bikes until the end of the year.…

      HP bids $2.4bn for 3PAR

      Dell's new offer given drubbing

      HP has raised its bid for 3PAR to $33 a share, around $2.4bn, beating a revised Dell offer made earlier today.…

      Apple states tax take on UK iPod pricing

      You pay this, we take that, George Osborne gets the other, Eurocrats get the rest

      Apple has made it explicitly clear how much more its charging UK consumers for its kit than US-based buyers.…

      Jobs takes swing at Google over Android activations

      Who's got the bigger count?

      Google and Apple's bush war flared up again as Steve Jobs apparently cast aspersions over Android's activation numbers as he unveiled Apple's latest iPod and TV scrub-up yesterday.…

      Apple inks Ping trademark deal with golf gear maker

      Orange Ping sticks to sweet stuff

      Apple cleared the use of the word Ping with golf company PING before using the name for its new Web2.0 music look-up feature in iTunes.…

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      General Motors bitchslaps Tesla with Range Anxiety™

      Fixed grins at cheeks-aflame 'leccycar firm

      As US motor mammoth GM gears up for the launch of its plug-in hybrid Chevrolet Volt, it has applied to trademark the term "range anxiety" - meaning the fear suffered by battery-car owners regarding their ability to get home again after a given journey. Upstart battery car maker Tesla Motors has issued a panicky and unconvincing statement in response.…

      Verbatim InSight 500GB external hard drive

      Coming clean on capacity

      Review Verbatim's InSight external hard drive is an unusual-looking offering, but that odd wave-like curve at the front is home to the unit's status readout screen.…

      StreetView dataslurping legal for Hobbits

      Kiwi plods say Google's done no crime

      Police in New Zealand have bounced a complaint about Google's StreetView service back to the country's Privacy Commissioner.…

      RFID patent pool prices up wireless

      0.08 cents per tag

      The RFID Consortium has opened for business after five years of negotiations, providing a one-stop shop for all the patents needed to manufacture RFID tags and readers.…

      Punters still puzzled by broadband ads

      Thanks for that Sherlock

      It will come as no surprise to regular readers that 90 per cent of UK consumers are confused by broadband advertising - we'd have to assume the missing ten per cent are marketing bods for ISPs.…

      My Exchange conversion

      Exchange Server 2010 heals 2007 release trauma

      Sysadmin blog Recently I had the opportunity to walk through complete installs of Exchange Server 2003 and Exchange Server 2010. Although I have used Exchange Server 2007 for the past two years, as with Vista, I prefer to pretend it never happened.…

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      NASA seeks inflatable popup roof for camper vans on Mars

      Space 'lofts' to feature two-ply 'bummer shielding'

      NASA says it has selected finalists in an engineering competition to design an "inflatable loft", reminiscent of the extending roofs often fitted to camper vans, but in this case intended to deploy from the roof of a "hard-shell prototype habitat" for use by astronauts on the Moon or Mars.…

      Hands on with Motorola's Milestone 2 and Defy

      Latest Android handsets shot in the wild

      Video Tom Satchwell, Director of Marketing, Motorola Europe demonstrates the company's latest Android offerings, the Milestone 2 and the Defy.…

      If HP gets 3PAR, does Donatelli get HP?

      HP, Dell, everyone schtum on 3PAR bids

      Opinion 3Par has not issued a statement recommending HP's $2bn bid for the company, despite the ending of a three-day period for Dell to mount a counter-offer.…

      Samsung specs up 7in Android tablet

      Vodafone to sell it

      Samsung has posted the spec for its upcoming Android tablet, the Galaxy Tab. And Vodafone has announced availability.…

      Nokia blows Ovi Files out of the sky

      Get off our cloud

      Nokia has pulled the plug on Ovi Files, its cloud-based storage system, and told users they've got a month before the the system gets wiped.…

      Symantec and Snoop Dogg launch cybercrime rap contest

      Now thass geekster

      Symantec has teamed up with rapper Snoop Dogg to launch a cybercrime rap contest.…

      UK.gov fishes for ID ideas

      Turns to IT suppliers, says 'Er, what do you think?'

      Directgov has asked IT suppliers to come up with new thinking on identity verification.…

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      How much aircraft fatigue is too much?

      HPC eases the strain

      Here’s another “How HPC saves your worthless hide” type of story - our pals at InsideHPC publicized a collaboration between the Federal Aviation Administration and the Texas Advanced Computing Center (TACC) that should increase air safety for people riding on planes and for the people standing around underneath them.…

      Cyber-jihadists deface home of teddy bears' picnic

      Get their Belvoirs mixed up

      Geographically mixed-up Algerian hackers made themselves look rather silly by defacing the website of an English stately home instead of Belvoir Fortress in Israel, their intended target.…

      Dixons sales ain't all that

      iPads and World Cup should've been a bigger boost

      DSGi shares fell very slightly this morning after the company said trading had held steady in the three months ended 24 July.…

      Boffins explain greatest ever free kick

      Roberto Carlos and his amazing exponential spiral

      Scientists have agreeably concluded that Roberto Carlos's 1997 free kick against France - a seemingly impossible blast into the back of the net from 115ft - was not the fluke some have claimed.…

      Large companies ignore data centre advice - survey

      Feel the need for it though

      Large companies across the UK increasingly turn to independent consultants when they want advice on the design and specification of a data centre. Almost all of them then ignore some or all of that advice, according to research released today.…

      D-Link DHP-306AV powerline Ethernet adaptor

      Network your mains cabling

      Review I use a couple of Devolo dLAN AVplus powerline Ethernet adaptors at home, to hook up my wired-only Sony Bravia connected telly to my router. They're great adaptors, but with a pass-through three-pin power socket, they're bulky. D-Link's latest adaptor, the DHP-306AV, offers a more compact alternative.…

      MokaFive outs bare-metal PC hypervisor

      Somewhere between VMware and Citrix

      Disappointed with the ridiculously skinny PC coverage offered by the XenClient bare-metal hypervisor just announced by Citrix Systems? Annoyed that VMware took its Client Virtualization Platform, also a so-called type 1 hypervisor for PCs, out behind the barn and gave it the Old Yeller? Then MokaFive is cooking up something you might find useful.…

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      New iPod crew: 'Phoney, futuristic, retro, doomed

      Apple admits error shock

      Apple has revamped three quarters of its iPod line. Or, more accurately, it upgraded one quarter, redesigned another, took a step back in time with a third, and left the final, not-even-mentioned quarter alone.…

      Microsoft locks down Windows Phone 7 code

      10 million hours of test

      Windows Phone 7 is finally finished.…

      Feds crack phone clone scam that cost Sprint $15m

      More than 10,000 accounts spoofed

      Federal prosecutors have uncovered a scam that used tens of thousands of cloned cellphones to defraud Sprint out of $15m in lost long distance revenue.…

      Red Hat in talks to buy JBoss cloud fluffer Makara

      Middleware union

      Red Hat is in talks to buy a JBoss cloud provisioning startup called Makara, according to a source familiar with the matter.…

      SUSE Linux hitches ride on enemy hypervisor

      Straddles vSphere in search of cash

      VMworld Strange bedfellows VMware and Novell have officially released SUSE Linux Enterprise Server for VMware, a version of Novell's open source OS that piggybacks on every copy of VMware's vSphere hypervisor.…

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      iOS gets multiplayer games, wireless printing and more

      Palm-sized Apple TV unveiled

      Apple CEO Steve Jobs has unveiled the next two generations of iOS, updates that will bring multiplayer gaming and high-definition photography to iPhones, iPads and iPod Touches next week and wireless printing and media streaming in November.…

      Cray and SGI push upgrades to latest supers

      Tickle me, Elmo

      Supercomputer makers Cray and Silicon Graphics have done years of engineering to get their respective XE6 and Altix UV 1000 massively parallel supercomputers to market. And now, despite research funding woes among governments, research institutions, and corporations, the two companies face the challenging task of convincing customers of their prior machines to upgrade to the new iron.…

      VMware app dev platform gazes beyond SpringSource Java

      Head turned by Ruby, PHP, .NET

      VMworld VMware says that its Cloud Application Platform – a means of building and deploying applications that has grown up around the SpringSource Java framework – will eventually embrace other programming languages, including Ruby-on-Rails, PHP, and perhaps .NET.…

      Microsoft releases FixIt for critical flaw in 100 apps

      Relief for Firefox, Nvidia, PowerPoint

      Microsoft has released a software tool that helps system administrators protect PCs against a critical class of vulnerabilities found in more than 100 applications from a variety of software makers.…

      LightSquared illuminates 'partners' on US 4G roll out

      America has a middle?

      Wholesale 4G network LightSquared is planning to start deployment in the middle of the USA and then spread to the coasts, according to documents sent out to potential partners.…

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      We've been here before: MS tweaks volume licensing site again

      Partners prep brollies for November rain

      Microsoft will once again overhaul its error-prone volume licensing website in November, following months of glitches with the portal since Redmond relaunched it late last year.…

      Tosh has tiniest flash bits

      24nm? It's what you do with it that counts, etc

      Toshiba has started mass-producing NAND flash ships using a 2nm process, and is offering the world's smallest 8GB flash chips.…

      Microsoft reshuffles Windows 7 Family Pack

      Toast marshmallows, burn Vista

      Microsoft has decided to rerun its Windows 7 Family Pack promotion, which was iced by Redmond at the end of last year.…

      Symbian users Swype Samsung's tricks

      World-beating text entry comes to Nokia

      The world's fastest text entry system, Swype, is now in Beta for Symbian S60 5th edition, allowing Nokia users to write by tracing a path rather than the old-fashioned tapping on keys.…

      Geek tech firm loses Jedi credentials

      Lucasfilm swoop crushes opposition

      Jedi Mind Inc has conceded that someone else might just own the term Jedi, and has changed its name to Mind Technologies Inc.…

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      Gartner chops PC shipment forecasts for 2010

      Treat yourself to a new PC before Halloween

      It is looking like Friday, October 22, is going to be a fabulous day to buy a new desktop, notebook, or netbook. That's a week before Hewlett-Packard finishes its fourth quarter of fiscal 2010 and also a week before PC rival Dell completes its third quarter of its fiscal 2011.…

      Open source PS3 hack code posted

      Homebrewers 1, Sony 0

      Want a PlayStation 3 hacking dongle but worried Sony's legal fight with the gadget's suppliers will prevent you from buying one?…

      SEC doesn't do a Moody

      Credit rating allegations? Not our job

      The Securities and Exchange Commission is dropping an investigation into alleged fraudulent behaviour at ratings agency Moody's because it is not sure if it has legal jurisdiction over the company.…

      Panasonic signs Ubisoft for games on TV

      Stereo 3D titles to run on your console telly

      Panasonic and Ubisoft are to develop games for the consumer electronics giant's 3D TVs, the pair said today.…

      Lock up your Crackberries

      Smartphones can be secure

      Sysadmin blog Most of the articles about the security of Research In Motion’s Blackberries have focused on governments that want a peek behind RIM’s encryption, but other elements of the Blackberry make it well-designed for a business environment.…

      Texan cooks up deep-fried Guinness

      Beer in pretzel dough. Tasty

      Visitors to the forthcoming Texas State Fair will be able to enjoy* what can rightly be described as a culinary first - deep fried Guinness.…

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      DARPA's video search push gets another $11m

      Not content with giving Google just one business model

      Pentagon R&D chiefs at DARPA have awarded $11m to discover a technical secret for which, one may be sure, Google executives would pay a substantially larger sum - that of true video search.…

      Archos announces five Android tablets

      Big ones, small ones

      Archos will release a raft of Android-based tablets later this month, with more following in October.…

      Survey scammers serve up supposed shelter from survey scams

      Kind of ironic when you think about it

      Cheeky scammers are offering prospective marks an application that supposedly shields them from exposure to survey scams.…

      Google butterfingers slip jazz hands bug into Gmail

      Party like it's 1929 (whether you want to or not)

      An extremely annoying bug that plays an old ragtime tune has commandeered Google’s Gmail, after the company debuted its ‘Priority Inbox’ feature earlier this week.…

      BlueLock: Risky cloud business

      Admitting the imbalance is a good start

      VMworld One of our first meetings at VMworld was with BlueLock, who have the distinction of being one of a small handful of cloud service providers participating in VMware’s big vCloud Datacenter initiative. We spent a bit of time grilling Pat O’Day, BlueLock CTO, in their booth and learned some new things about the cloud value proposition.…

      Speculation swells as Apple event draws near

      What Steve Jobs is expected to unveil

      Apple's media event draws close - it kicks off it 6pm this evening - but the rumours regarding just what CEO Steve Jobs - with halo or horns, it's your choice - will announce.…

      Apple livestreaming heralds Jobs-to-fanboi brain-linking

      Cupertino's chilling plan to sideline

      Apple's live streaming of its latest revolutionary product launch today is a dry run for the Mac maker's massive server farm which will eventually allow Steve Jobs to bypass mainstream media and download news directly to fanbois' brains.…

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      webOS 2 launches early access

      It's really real!

      Palm has made public details of webOS 2, and launched an Early Access Program for developers, proving that HP has plans for the platform it acquired back in April.…

      Every cloud has a platinum lining

      Says 3PAR CEO

      3PAR CEO David Scott is keen to rebut any suggestion that 3PAR has been shopping itself.…

      Crowds greet A380 at Manchester Airport

      Enthusiastic welcome for new Emirates service

      An enthusiastic crowd greeted the first Airbus A380 to land at Manchester Airport earlier this afternoon, marking the end of an 18-month, £10m upgrade of the airport to accommodate the beast.…

      .XXX domain deal stripped bare

      Gun-totin' pornsters step up

      The company behind a proposal to create .xxx, an adults-only top-level internet domain, is set to run the gauntlet of objections from angry pornographers and appalled Christians for the sixth time.…

      Google Wave limps on until year end and beyond (maybe)

      Haunts interwebs for rest of 2010

      Mountain View will keep its Google Wave engine running until at least the end of 2010.…

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      US undergrads crash NASA satellite into Arctic

      Whoa, dude, check this out

      Undergraduate students in America managed to get control of the manoeuvring thrusters of an orbiting 2000-lb NASA satellite at the weekend, sending it plummeting into the Earth's atmosphere to rain burning fragments across the chilly seas north of Norway and Russia.…

      Motorola unveils re-chiselled Milestone smartphone

      'Lifestyle-resistant' Android handsets unwrapped

      Motorola has introduced two new Android handsets: its second incarnation of the Milestone and the all-weather Defy. Both feature enhanced Motoblur, the company’s widget-based management tool that integrates e-mail, messages and social networking updates.…

      Nandos 'village bike' ad not sexist, rules ASA

      Just ask nicely in a Portuguese accent

      Referring to the village bike or asking to borrow a friend's girlfriend is not sexist, offensive or derogatory to women, the ASA has ruled, as long as it is done in a comical Portuguese accent.…

      SCO gets sale approval

      Software biz is go

      SCO's request to sell off its software business has been approved by the bankruptcy courts.…

      Samsung shows curvy computers

      New netbooks and notebooks in-bound

      Samsung has introduced the NF netbook family it plans to bring to market here in October. The new machines sports Intel's new dual-core Atom N550 chip.…

      Orange goes High Definition

      Can you hear me now?

      Orange UK has launched an HD Voice service, so now a mobile phone can sound as clear as a good Skype connection if the technology is available end-to-end.…

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      VMworld: Oi, no sneaky meetings!

      Press pass kerfuffle makes for excellent start

      Blog GCG staff were summarily kicked out of the VMworld press and analyst area this morning. Our crime? Trying to have a short meeting with an industry contact while sitting inside the cordoned-off analyst/press corral. Last year, and in years past, we routinely took briefings in this area with no trouble.…

      Sony to announce iTunes-alike streaming service

      Apple quakes, a bit

      Sony is set to announce a streaming service to rival Apple's iTunes at a trade show in Germany.…

      The Large Hadron Collider's mega-pic churn

      If you can't destroy the world, drown it in data

      Blogs The Large Hadron Collider has been operating for a few months now, and it hasn’t ripped apart the space/time continuum – not where I live, anyway, and that’s mostly all I care about. Of course, it could be that it’s still early, and that the cumulative effects of accelerating particles really fast could still spell the end of everything. Until that happens, the LHC is generating enough data to keep scientists busy from now until doomsday (unless doomsday is in the next couple of years).…

      Russian cops cuff 10 ransomware Trojan suspects

      Cybercrime gang allegedly raked in $16m

      Russian police have arrested 10 suspected members of a ransomware gang who allegedly made millions via a locked computer malware scam.…

      New super-Flash chips to run on SiO<sub><small>x</small></sub>, not graphite

      'They said I was mad! But they'll all be very sorry'

      Stateside chip boffins say they have developed a radical new method of building memory, which will smash through the "brick wall" that Moore's Law is about to run into.…

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      Ofcom makes space for luvvy radio until August 2021

      Unless someone else wants it

      Ofcom has ended various rounds of consultation by laying out its plans for the Program Makers & Special Event spectrum users, promising them priority access to interleaved spectrum and channel 38 until August 2021.…

      NZ woman pays motorised tribute to A RYAN 1

      Ex-boyf numberplate a white right sight

      The New Zealand Transport Agency has declined to withdraw a woman's numberplate tribute to her ex-boyfriend, despite another motorist's complaint that ARYAN1 wasn't particularly well thought through.…

      Porn-browsing Oz minister quits

      So that's why they need a firewall..

      The point of the Great Australian Firewall is revealed at last today - it's to keep Aussie politicians in line.…

      HP &amp; Hynix join forces for memristor fab

      3-year joint development

      HP is partnering with Hynix to bring Memristor technology from lab to fab.…

      Ad watchdog to bite Facebook, Twitter

      ASA extends tentacles online

      The Advertising Standards Authority is to take responsibility for more online content, not just the paid-for advertisements it currently regulates.…

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      Consumers should get price transparency, says OFT

      Calls for tougher contract law

      Current law on fairness in consumer contracts contains a loophole that may be harmful to consumers, according to consumer watchdog the Office of Fair Trading (OFT). Businesses should be more restricted in their freedom to charge ancillary fees, it says.…

      Hardware hackers defeat quantum crypto

      Tripping the light fantastic

      Security researchers using hardware hacking techniques have unearthed generic flaws in supposedly ultra-secure quantum cryptography systems.…

      Back-to-school 10in Netbooks

      Which machines score top marks?

      Group Test The summer hols are over, and it's back to school for the kids. Or to college, for the older ones. Whatever their age, though, your offspring - perhaps even you yourself - are likely to have their eye on a new computer for the new term.…

      Scottish iSchool goes 100% iPad

      'The best equipment available'

      A Scottish independent Christian school has forsworn books, pencils, pens, and paper, and will now educate its young charges solely via Apple's iPad.…

      SGI bleeds less than expected

      Vows 2011 break-even

      Supercomputer and hyperscale server maker Silicon Graphics is still losing money, but it's hopeful that the years ahead will actually yield some profits. And thus, as the company announced its fiscal 2010 financial results today, SGI's board of directors reanimated a latent $40m stock buyback program that the merger between Rackable Systems and Silicon Graphics put on hold.…

      CarderPlanet founder charged in $9.4m RBS WorldPay hack

      And then there were nine

      A man accused of being one of the most prolific sellers of credit-card data has been charged with participating in the brazen hack of RBS WorldPay in 2008 that funneled about $9.4m out of the payment processor in just 12 hours.…

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      Mexican telco exec: iPhone 4 antenna fix imminent

      ¡iCaramba!

      According to a Mexican telco exec, Apple will release an iPhone 4 with an upgrade to its problematic antenna after its "free case" giveaway ends on September 30.…

      Xsigo rejiggers virtual I/O director for Ethernet

      Adapter cards given the boot, too

      Xsigo Systems, one of the pioneers of virtual I/O for server networks and their links to storage, is beside itself with excitement at the VMworld virtualization and cloud extravaganza in San Francisco now that it has finally brought a product to market that is designed for enthusiastic uptake by IT shops that like their Ethernet and don't want to buy special adapter cards from anyone to virtualize their I/O.…

      Judge bashes warrantless cellphone tracking

      Tower data protected by Fourth Amendment

      A federal magistrate has ruled that information pulled from cellphone towers provides such an intimate portrait of a customer's life that government investigators must get a warrant before obtaining it.…

      Big Blue finally punts an Opteron 6100 server

      One System x rack only, no blades

      It only took five months, but on Tuesday it finally happened: IBM announced its first — and what could very well end up being its only — System x or BladeCenter server fitted with AMD's "Magny-Cours" Opteron 6100 processors.…

      VMware boss: we rise as Windows falls

      The OS sets in the west

      VMworld VMware CEO Paul Maritz has questioned the relevance of the operating system.…

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      Game-addicted man scores rare win over software lawyers

      Lineage II and the unenforceable EULA

      A Hawaii man who sued a company over his crippling addiction to the computer game Lineage II has gone where few litigants have managed to go, defeating the end-user agreement that said he had no right to bring the case to begin with.…

      Microsoft douses VMware with cold cloud shower

      'We have the apps you trust'

      Microsoft has told users they've got "nothing to lose" by checking out the company's Azure cloud and hosted applications before committing to a deal with archrival VMware.…

      Hitachi GST IPO may be coming

      Reuters saying - so it isn't spin

      Via Aaron Rakers of Stifel Nicolaus I'm hearing Hitachi GST may be being prepped for an IPO.…

      VMware eats two companies at once

      Integrien and TriCipher munched

      VMworld VMware has agreed to acquire Integrien, an outfit that offers "real-time" analytics software for monitoring application and infrastructure performance, and TriCipher, a company that handles access management and security for net-based applications.…

      Yahoo! begins ad handover to Microsoft

      Bingification to end in October — maybe

      The Bingification of Yahoo! took another step forward Tuesday, when the transition of advertisers' search-based campaigns from Yahoo! Search Marketing to Microsoft adCenter got underway.…

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      EMC embracing benchmarks

      Celerra gateway excels

      EMC has darted getting enthusiastic about benchmarks, the latest being the SPECsfs2008-nfs v3 one. It submitted a Celerra VG8 Gateway system, that's a NAS head sitting atop either Symmetrix VMAX or CLARiiON Fibre Channel storage. This VG8 is a bit of a monster with up to eight data movers, called X-Blades, which contain 6-core Xeon 5600 CPUs cycling at 2.83GHz.…

      Ruby on Rails 3.0 <strike>sets sail</strike> <strike>gets off ground</strike> oh, chuff chuff

      'Never struggle with user pastes from MS Word again!'

      The Ruby on Rails creator has released version 3.0 of the open source web framework, following a two-year project involving more than 1,600 contributors to the code.…

      Bye-bye to bizarro bye-laws, says UK.gov

      Local laws, for local people

      If you have plans to fry fish in Gloucester or beat your carpet along Blackpool promenade or transport a dead horse through Hammersmith and Fulham, you should know all these activities are still subject to local bye-laws. But this may be about to change, with the announcement today by Local Government Minister Grant Shapps of plans to give councils a new power to review and revoke outdated bye-laws.…

      German judge chides Google over YouTube freeloading

      Teutonic songwriters' case kicks off

      A German judge thinks Google should do more to detect illegal uploads to its YouTube video service. He was ruling on a case last week brought by an alliance of composers and songwriters' performance rights societies led by Germany's GEMA.…

      NHS Online consult service to live on: Calls go to 111

      Free gov phone-a-lonely-nurse service dropped

      The Department of Health has said there are no immediate plans to drop the NHS Direct web service, despite signalling the end of telephone consultations.…

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      IT engineer fights spider with improvised flamethrower

      Can of deodorant + lighter = hospital

      An IT engineer who attempted to dispatch a spider with an improvised flamethrower ended up on the wrong end of his own can of deodorant, the Sun reports.…

      Diesels greener than battery cars, says Swiss gov report

      Get a TDi estate not an EV, and save the planet!

      Swiss boffins have mounted an investigation into the largely unknown environmental burdens of electric cars using lithium-ion batteries, and say that the manufacturing and disposal of batteries presents no insurmountable barriers to electric motoring. However, their analysis reveals that modern diesel cars are actually better for the environment than battery ones.…

      Hannspree outs £329 10.1in Android tablet

      Tegra 2 in its tank

      Hot on the heels of Viewsonic's ViewPad 7 Android tablet comes an altogether more exciting - we have more of the spec, in other words - 10in model from Chinese electronics maker Hannspree.…

      Sony Oz mod chip dongle ban hearing delayed

      Defeat will set 'dangerous precedent', says co-defendant

      The ban granted to Sony against three Australian companies who had been offering PSJailbreak, a USB dongle that lets PS3 owners play ripped game discs, has been extended.…

      Vicar tells Anglicans what they could learn from heavy metal

      Never mind the cassocks

      A Church of England vicar has told the Anglican community that it could do worse than learning to relax and taking a few cues from heavy metal.…

      What have you got on under that dress? A SIM card

      LBD doubles up as useless phone

      A mobile phone built into a black dress? Marvellous. And with pictures too? Hold the science page for this one, but don't look too closely.…

      Project Horizon: VMware's plan to restitch the desktop

      Your cloud identity

      VMworld VMware has released new versions of its View virtual desktop infrastructure (VDI) and its ThinApp application streaming software, while promising some sort of consumer "cloud identity" offering sometime next year.…

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      Report recommends UN climate panel shakeup

      Rearrange the chairs please

      An enquiry into the UN's climate panel, the IPCC, has recommended administrative changes, including a full-time chief executive. It found the IPCC had "assigned high confidence to statements for which there is very little evidence", had failed to acknowledge criticism, or follow its own guidelines.…

      Fake TweetDeck update lures prompt password resets

      Are UK hackers behind Trojan horse attack?

      Compromised Twitter accounts have been used to post links to an exploit portal that poses as a download site for an update to TweetDeck, the popular micro-blogging client software package.…

      Boffins baffled by mysterious Martian crater

      Likeliest explanation: Alien spacecraft prang

      New photos gleaned by the Mars Express spacecraft in orbit about the red planet have failed to shed any light on the origins of an "enigmatic" elongated crater named Orcus Patera.…

      Microsoft divorces Live Mesh from kitchen Sync drama

      Just let me keep my name, goddammit

      Microsoft has yet again renamed its Live Sync service which will now be dubbed Windows Live Mesh when it is released this autumn.…

      VMware blows vCloud across skies public and private

      Project Redwood is go

      VMworld VMware has officially lifted the curtain on Project Redwood, its long-expected platform for building so-called infrastructure clouds. Now known as vCloud Director, the platform underpins Amazon EC2-like public clouds from VMware partners such as Verizon, but it's also a means of building similar services inside private data centers. The idea is to provide a single "hybrid" platform that lets businesses run applications across the public and the private.…

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      VMware floats into developer cloud services

      Three-way fluffing promised

      VMworld VMware is floating a Microsoft Azure-like developer cloud for coders building apps on SpringSource's middleware, but the news is carefully wrapped in a fluffy statement on "branding".…

      LG to show 31in OLED 3D TV at IFA

      But acronym-tastic telly not out until 2011?

      LG will be showing off a 31in ultra-slim OLED TV at the IFA show in Berlin later this week.…

      MS hits refresh on Windows 7 SP1 for select few

      Build 7601.17077 takes partners by the hand

      Microsoft pumped out fresh beta builds of its first service packs for Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008 R2 late last week.…

      Skype pulls up socks for corporate service

      Doing the business for businesses

      Skype has moved its connect service out of beta and is pitching it at businesses as speculation grows about the VoIP pioneer's future.…

      Crooks said swiped church funds were for sex crime victims

      It was simply resting in their account

      Scammers who made off with $600,000 after breaking into the bank account of a Catholic diocese claim the funds have been earmarked for the victims of paedophile priests.…

      Microsoft wins right to appeal Word patent ruling

      Supreme Court next step

      Microsoft has won the right to appeal a recently-lost patent case brought by Canadian firm i4i.…

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      Google strikes AP deal to ensure re-heated news

      All the news that's fit to ear

      Google has renewed its deal with AP for news content.…

      OED goes the way of all <strike>flesh</strike> paper

      Internet does for weighty print version?

      The Oxford University Press is apparently planning to can the full-fat Oxford English Dictionary - the 20-volume, 22,000-page linguistic epic which weighs in at 150lb.…

      Physicists, biologists pick ScaleMP to manage memory

      Bigger is better

      Blog ScaleMP made some HPC news lately by announcing that the Bielefeld University Physics Department has selected ScaleMP’s vSMP Foundation software.…

      Viewsonic intros £350 7in Android tablet

      Not just a tablet, it's a phone too

      Viewsonic has introduced its 7in Android 2.2-based tablet, as expected. It claimed the gadget is a world first - thanks to the device's "phone functionality".…

      India gives BlackBerry reprieve, eyeballs Google, Skype

      60 days to prove lack of security

      The Indian government has granted BlackBerry users a two-month stay of execution, while it evaluates RIM's latest interception facility and serves notice to Google and Skype.…

      Isilon adds iSCSI

      Of course …. and what about FCoE?

      Isilon is adding iSCSI block data access to its OneFS operating system, meaning its scale-out filer product is now a scale-out, unified storage product.…

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      Your genes determine whether you will respond to surveys

      Surveys indicate people think this is a good thing

      Humanity is in general genetically predisposed not to take surveys, according to new research. However there exists a proportion of mutant freaks whose genes make them want to respond to surveys.…

      Underweight passport pic left traveller stuck in Amsterdam

      That's heavy, man

      Putting on weight can be bad for your health: it may also cause you difficulties when trying to enter the United Kingdom.…

      Quantum soups up midrange DXi

      DXi6700 gets Fibre Channel

      Quantum has added Fibre Channel access to its DXi6500 mid-range to make the DXi6700 with a 3.5TB/hour data rate.…

      NASA snaps touch down on Flickr

      Your comments invited on vintage images

      NASA is inviting the public to peruse some of of its best snaps on Flickr archive photo section The Commons, and has posted a few choice examples, including the first space shuttle launch back in 1981:…

      Scotch tape maker buys biometric tech firm

      Wrap up

      Industrial conglomerate 3M has agree to buy biometric security firm Cogent Systems in a deal valued at $943m.…

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      BlueArc goes for deduplication

      Permabit is the lucky guy

      Fast filer supplier BlueArc is going to embed Permabit's Albireo deduplication software into its products, enabling more data to be stored in the same disk capacity.…

      HP pays to end fraud probe

      And starts buy-back scheme

      HP is paying $55m to end an investigation into government procurement which suggested the ink giant was paying kickbacks to its channel partners in order to get government contracts.…

      Apple Magic Trackpad

      Let your fingers do the working

      Review You've got to hand it to Apple. While it may not be the innovator it likes to think it is, it does have a knack for re-inventing old ideas and coming up with something better. Music players, small form-factor computers, tablet PCs - it's taken existing concepts and given them a major makeover.…

      Gmail inbox experiment auto sorts 'important' messages

      Shakes fist at information overload

      Google has battled back against the dreaded "information overload" with an experimental revamp of the Gmail inbox.…

      Google munches mobile game builder

      Feast of social startups

      Google has snapped up yet another "social" startup. This week's purchase — not to be confused with last week's — is SocialDeck, an outfit that builds mobile games.…

      E-voting critic released on bail (finally)

      'No offence disclosed'

      A computer scientist who exposed serious vulnerabilities in India's electronic voting machines was released on bail over the weekend after seven days in police custody.…

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      Retired joint chiefs chairman dons a Red Hat

      Szulik steps down, Shelton steps up

      What do you get when you cross a Red Hat with a Green Beret? I don't know, but the commercial Linux and Java application server markets are about to find out.…

      AMD to dump ATI brand

      Soon: AMD Radeon and AMD FirePro

      The ATI brand is about to disappear, AMD announced Monday.…

      Apple QuickTime backdoor creates code-execution peril

      Getting punked by 9-year-old parameter

      A security researcher has unearthed a “bizarre” flaw in Apple's QuickTime Player that can be exploited to remotely execute malicious code on Windows-based PCs, even those running the most recent versions of operating system.…

      Disruptive JBoss duo fluff Java cloud

      IBM and Oracle take note

      Two of the brains behind the disruptive open source application server JBoss are building platform services for Java coders.…

      Citrix eats VMLogix for self-service clouds

      Virtual switches coming to XenServer

      On the opening day of VMware's VMworld virtualization and cloud extravaganza in San Francisco Monday, rival Citrix Systems fired off the first salvo of the most recent battle between the two companies over who can build a better cloud by announcing its acquisition of privately held VMLogix.…

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      Intel to acquire wireless chipmaker for $1.4bn

      Infineon: pillar number three

      Intel today announced an acquisition targeted at beefing up their stuttering efforts to become a player in the hottest segment of the consumer-electronics market: smartphones and other mobile internet-connectivity devices.…

      Voltaire chases cloudy server networks

      One rack, forty-eight 10 GE ports

      Long-time InfiniBand switch maker Voltaire continues to expand its Ethernet product line – and therefore its addressable market. Today, it announced a new switch aimed at cloudy workloads inside companies and at hosting/cloud service providers.…

      Is Gordon the future of HPC?

      Not that Gordon

      HPD: just what we need in the computing industry – another acronym. But this is the term that Michael Norman, interim director of the San Diego Supercomputer Center (SDSC), is using to discuss how HPD (High Performance Data) goes hand in hand with HPC.…

      I was working in the lab, late one night...

      Learn about your software in a lab before you deploy it

      Sysadmin blog The most important message I have for those considering Office Communications Server is to take the time to play with it in the lab.…

      WIN a 64GB 3G+Wi-Fi Apple iPad worth £699

      'Magical' gadget could be yours

      Competition Apple's iPad is undoubtedly 2010's hottest product and, thanks to the guys and gals at mobile tech superstore eXpansys, one top-of-the-range model could be yours.…

      Broadband pricing in US and Europe falls

      €5 a month

      Broadband pricing in Europe and the US fell €5 a month, on average, as broadband speeds went up by an average of 20 per cent during the last year, says researcher Analysys Mason. This is after a relatively flat period during the past recession, when prices held up.…

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      Samsung X125 11.6in notebook

      AMD's Athlon II Neo gets a mini-laptop outing

      Review Computer manufacturers are well known for hyping up their products - "magical", indeed - but few actually fib. Samsung isn't telling porkies, but the sticker on its new X125 overstates with the best of them.…

      HP punts turnkey Matrix cloud

      Hand-holding included

      HP is rolling out a new product dubbed CloudStart, a means of designing, building, and installing a private cloud based on Matrix iron. That includes training IT staff on how to use it and porting over four existing customer applications to the cloudy infrastructure.…

      DoJ double eyes Google flight data play

      $700m airline search pact under microscope

      Google's proposed $700 million acquisition of flight data outfit ITA Software is receiving extra scrutiny from the US Department of Justice.…

      What is IBM up to in October?

      The 7th is the day

      The tag line is promising; on October 7th you'll wonder how you managed data on October 6th. That's what Big Blue is promising with a "new and ground-breaking [storage] solution."…

      3PAR awash in sea of green

      Dell stoking HP's fire

      3PAR awash in sea of green…

      Reg Hardware Reviews Digest

      A taste of last week's tech

      In the past seven days, Reg Hardware reviewed many products from the worlds of consumer electronics, gaming, computing and photography.…

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      HP and Dell trade (still more) 3PAR bids

      $2bn – because nothing else is 'available'

      Dell and HP have once again traded bids as they tussle over storage outfit 3PAR. On Friday morning, Dell matched HP's Thursday bid of $27 a share, and HP promptly re-upped the ante with a $30 a share bid, valuing 3PAR at $2 billion.…

      Google eats pseudo Swedish social startup

      Mmmm, Ångströ

      Google has acquired the Palo Alto-based startup Ångströ, an outfit that built all sorts of apps that hook into "social" sites such as Facebook, Twitter, and LinkedIn.…

      Porn and pirates hide Android's money maker

      Google's invisible hand slapped

      Android might be eating up smartphone market share, but Google's marketplace is leaving developers disgruntled.…

      Dell data center biz invaded by California hippies

      'Cisco makes refrigerators. We open your mind'

      Dell has reinvented itself as a California hippie.…

      VW to eliminate worst road hazard: drivers

      In 2028, the car you won't drive won't be yours

      Hot Chips Soon you won't own a car, but one will come to you on its own when you call it, then whisk you away in perfect safety without you having to drive it — and that day may be closer than you think.…

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      Paul Allen launches patent broadside on world+dog

      (Microsoft not included)

      Billionaire Paul Allen on Friday became the latest tech titan to launch a major patent offensive, filing a far-reaching complaint against Google, Apple, Facebook, Netflix, and seven other companies over technology that was developed almost a decade ago.…

      British Airways sorry for 'landing on water' nonsense

      Faux emergency breeds 'undue stress'

      British Airways has apologized for telling 275 passengers en route from London to Hong Kong that their Boeing 747 was in imminent danger of crashing into the sea.…

      Google ditches JavaOne over Oracle's Android suit

      Sharing thoughts now 'impossible'

      Google has said that due to Oracle's lawsuit against the company over the use of Java in Android, it will not be attending the annual JavaOne developer conference this fall. Following Larry Ellison's acquisition of Sun Microsystems, JavaOne is now run by Oracle.…

      Fennec squeezes into Android users' pockets

      Have yourself a foxy weekend

      Mozilla has pushed out another alpha version of Firefox for mobile phones, Fennec, and it's inviting Android, and N900, users to have a shot with the little fox.…

      US gov slaps flack for fake iTunes game reviews

      'But we really liked 'em!' claims firm

      The US Federal Trade Commission has reached a settlement with a California public-relations firm in which the company agrees to stop posting reviews on Apple's iTunes Store of their clients' games, and take down the ones already posted.…

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      Once-prolific Pushdo botnet crippled

      Torrent of spam choked

      Security researchers have disrupted the botnet known as Pushdo, a coup that over the past 48 hours has almost completely choked the torrent of junkmail from the once-prolific spam network.…

      Doc develops RSI-reducing rolling mouse

      The secret is in the tilt

      Could this mouse reduce your risk of developing repetitive strain injury? Creator SmartFish thinks so.…

      Colonel who slammed Afghan HQ PowerPoint culture is fired

      Heroic US officer returns to civvy IT job

      A US Army colonel who published a splendid attack on top-heavy bureaucracy and PowerPoint culture at NATO's top headquarters in Afghanistan has been sacked.…

      Intel to get whacked in Q3 by PC slowdown

      Competitive pressures, too?

      Wall Street got a shock this morning as chip maker Intel cut its guidance for the third quarter ending in September.…

      Microsoft to slot ActiveSync into Hotmail

      Play push and pull with Google, Apple... Oh, and Windows phone 7 too

      Microsoft will show some much-needed love into Hotmail next week, by adding Exchange ActiveSync to the webmail service.…

      Nominet chief tells domainers to grow up

      You've all been very naughty boys

      The chief executive of .uk domain manager Nominet has called for the "domaining" community to "grow up" and start looking more respectable.…

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      Netezza sees explosive growth in Q2

      TwinFin upgrade around the corner

      Momentum continues to build at data warehousing appliance maker Netezza, which posted a 45 per cent growth in the second quarter of fiscal 2011, hitting $63.8m in revenues.…

      Sony granted PS3 modchip dongle ban Down Under

      See you in court, mate

      Sony's Australian wing has successfully asked the Federal Court to ban the importation and sale of the PS Jailbreak USB dongle.…

      Gang get prison, face deportation for mobe thefts

      30 shops robbed

      Five men and a woman have been sentenced to prison terms for their roles in a series of burglaries of mobile phone shops.…

      <strong>[NSFW]</strong> Twitpic pulls 50 Cent bum burger snap

      Kim Kardashian's juicy buns? Not on here, mate

      NSFW 50 Cent is none too impressed that Twitpic last night objected to a snap of of his "Kim K burger" and decided it'd probably be better if they suspended his account altogether.…

      Fujitsu roadmaps Core i5 tablet netbook

      Serious computer for serious tasks

      We're nowhere near the end of 2010, but Fujitsu has already roadmapped what it hopes will be the killer mobile office computer of 2011.…

      CTOs warned to prepare for Windows 7 budget squeeze

      2011-2012 is crunch time - Gartner

      Businesses rushing to upgrade their computers from Microsoft’s Windows XP and Windows 2000 to Windows 7 can expect their budget purse to swell in 2011-2012, IT analyst house Gartner warned yesterday.…

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      Boffin-botherer's LHC doomsday case thrown out on appeal

      Hawaiian beaks dismiss 'speculative fear' case

      Eccentric botanist and soi-disant physicist Walter L Wagner of Hawaii, continuing his futile battle in the US courts against the Large Hadron Collider, has been handed another stinging legal bitchslap.…

      Euro bell tolls for UK's data protection regs

      Deadline day for European review

      The Ministry of Justice has said it has responded on time to the European Commission's request that it beef up British data protection to bring it into line with European law.…

      ISPs - beware of paranoid bloggers

      Ofcom goes gentle on neutrality

      Exclusive Ofcom will encourage ISPs to be transparent about traffic management, but won't ask them to detail the information in a standard format, according to meeting notes seen by The Register.…

      Will IBM sideline XIV?

      Yanai's baby under threat

      Mighty Moshe Yanai has left IBM for unknown reasons and regions unknown, with various bloggers suggesting his intensely competitive personality might have have something to do with it. That could leave the XIV product in a lurch.…

      Firefox 3.6.9 release candidate rocks up for sturdy testers

      Hammer time

      Mozilla pumped out a release candidate version of Firefox 3.6.9 yesterday.…

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      Danish rocketeers poised to reach for the skies

      Manned sub-orbital missions to follow first HEAT launch?

      Danish rocket enthusiasts are poised for the first test launch of of a vehicle they hope will one day carry adventurous passengers on a sub-orbital jaunt.…

      Apple releases third beta of 10.6.5 OS X

      One known joker to be shuffled out of pack

      Apple slung out a third beta of Mac OS X 10.6.5 yesterday for coders to tinker with.…

      Dell Streak GPL snub enrages Android fans

      Web 2.0 frenzy ensues

      It seems Dell hasn't quite got used to working with the GNU General Public Licence - it has failed to release some of the core code used by its Streak tablet, much to the annoyance of the open-source community.…

      UK biz buoys Computacenter

      Expects VAT-related surge in spending

      Computacenter's unaudited results for the first six months of the year show a decent performance all round - with even troublesome Germany showing signs of improvement.…

      US colonel blasts PowerPoint bureaucracy in Afghan HQ

      'I have done nothing useful since I've been here'

      A US colonel serving at NATO's headquarters in Afghanistan has launched a blistering attack on the PowerPoint culture and top-heavy bureaucracy there.…

      Friday musings on HDS, NetApp, HP and Dell

      PIgeon post or poo?

      Pigeons from the far corners of the storage empire have flown in to the El Reg roost dropping off their precious messages which may or may not be true, but we think they could be.…

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      <em>Mail on Sunday</em> inadvertently bolsters annual smutfest

      Concept of 'bad publicity' takes another spanking

      A purse-lipped opinion piece by the Mail on Sunday directed at politicians who dare to support the legitimate adult industry has backfired, with sex-tradeshow Erotica 2010 turning the slagging to its own advantage.…

      First Dreamliner delivery slips into 2011

      Lack of engines prompts yet another delay

      Boeing will not deliver the first Boeing 787 Dreamliners until 2011, following yet another delay in the troubled programme.…

      Sony exec forecasts physical media future

      Games to ship on discs for years, says Hirai

      If in ten years we've all got diskless PlayStations and Xboxes, we'll all be able to jeer at Sony Computer Enterainment CEO Kaz Hirai who this week forecast such things are at least that far off, if not longer.…

      Holiday snaps? Er, no - criminal porn

      Know the difference - or you could be in trouble

      Ignorance of the law is no excuse. Nor is it especially clever, if you’re voluntarily handing your PC over to the police to assist them in their inquiries, not to understand the difference between “holiday snaps” and pictures of a criminally pornographic or indecent nature.…

      Holiday snaps? Er, no - criminal porn

      Know the difference - or you could be in trouble

      Ignorance of the law is no excuse. Nor is it especially clever, if you’re voluntarily handing your PC over to the police to assist them in their inquiries, not to understand the difference between “holiday snaps” and pictures of a criminally pornographic or indecent nature.…

      HP readies dual-core Atom netbook

      Mini 5103 inbound

      HP is preparing a netbook based on Intel's new dual-core Atom chip, the 1.5GHz N550, and has posted a service manual on its website ahead of the as-yet-unannounced machine's release.…

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      Half of UK road users support usage-based road charging

      Charges should be spent on roads - survey

      A Department for Transport survey has found that more than half of UK adults believe that road charging should be based on usage.…

      Systems monitoring: what’s possible, and what really happens

      Can we do more?

      Workshop IT increasingly plays a pivotal role in business processes. The importance of systems to the efficiency of business operations makes maintaining the quality of service delivered by IT platforms a matter of mounting attention and concern. How can systems managers ensure this quality, especially with the expanding use of virtualisation solutions, the potential impact of “cloud” based tools and rapidly changing business needs?…

      RIM proposes crypto forum to dodge India BlackBerry ban

      But will it be enough for New Dehli?

      RIM has prosed that an industry forum be established to help governments manage lawful intercept, in the hope of forestalling India's threatened ban.…

      HP tops Dell's offer for 3PAR

      Poker pot reaches $1.8bn

      HP upped the ante in its battle with Dell last night- outbidding the direct seller's $24 a share offer for 3PAR with an offer of $27 a share - valuing 3PAR at $1.8bn.…

      Sony NEX-5 interchangeable lens camera

      Big shot

      Review I have to admit upon opening the box and finding a silver-bodied version of the Sony NEX-5 with the 18-55 zoom, my first thoughts were: this is the coolest camera ever.…

      Dollars and sense: tech startups discover revenue is good

      No business model is so 2001

      Open...and Shut During the dot-com bubble, making money was optional. Given enough eyeballs, all investors are shallow, went the refrain, and money poured into silly startups that had little chance of ever making money except in equally silly IPOs and acquisitions.…

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      Novell misses Q3 revenue and profit targets

      VMware deal will not save the day

      The uncertainty over the future of Novell continued to weigh on the company as it reported disappointing financial results for the third quarter of fiscal 2010 ended July 31.…

      Mozilla shrugs off 'forever free' H.264 codec

      Uh, will H.264 even be relevant in 4 years?

      Mozilla vice president of engineering Mike Shaver has questioned the importance of the forever free H.264 license introduced this morning by the MPEG-LA, the organization that oversees the web video codec on behalf of patent holders such as Apple and Microsoft.…

      Sumo scandal gets iPad relief

      'Too fat to text' no longer excuse

      The gloriously corpulent cadre of Japanese ring warriors known in the West as sumo wrestlers and in their home country as rikishi have a new tool to help them communicate among themselves: the iPad.…

      Police extend detention of e-voting critic

      'Conspiracy to discredit' elections probed

      A computer scientist who exposed serious vulnerabilities in India's electronic voting machines will remain in police custody until at least Saturday, seven days after he was arrested, news websites reported.…

      Server biz recovery lags in Europe

      But up is still up

      The server racket has been recovering in the second quarter, but in Western Europe, spending was affected by faltering economic conditions in some countries and ongoing concern about how all members of the euro zone will be affected.…

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      Apple files chip block stack patent

      Beyond the A4

      Apple has filed a patent application that supports the stacked-component design of its A4 chip used in the iPad and iPhone 4, and points to further future integration of multiple system components on the same die.…

      Google spotlights real-time search engine

      Standalone Tweetbook feed

      Google has given its Twitter-inspired "real-time" search results their very own webpage. Previously, the search and ads giant served up such ultra-fresh links alongside all its other results, but it's now providing a dedicated portal for those seeking stuff recently posted to Twitter, Facebook, other "social" services, blogs, and news sites.…

      Boffins build lie detector for crooked CEOs

      Beware of bosses who say f**k a lot

      Researchers have developed a method of rooting out fraudulent financial statements based on the statements CEOs and CFOs make during quarterly earnings calls.…

      Moshe Yanai has left IBM

      Pursuing other interests

      Moshe Yanai, the founder of EMC's Symmetrix product, storage company XIV and co-founder of Diligent, has left IBM.…

      H.264 answers Google's open codec with forever free license*

      * Free forever for free apps only

      MPEG-LA — the organization that oversees the H.264 video codec on behalf of patent holders such as Apple and Microsoft — has made its latest move in what's shaping up to be an intriguing chess game with the likes of Google, Mozilla, and Opera.…

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      HP builds out cloudy wares with Stratavia buy

      We don't own databases, we automate them

      Hewlett-Packard has snapped up a database and application automation company called Stratavia for an undisclosed sum.…

      Asus unwraps dual-core Atom netbook

      One with a proper, mobile CPU, this time

      Asus has outed its first netbook based on the just-announced dual-core Atom N550 processor.…

      PC World, Currys to offer cash for clunkers

      At least 50 quid off your old (working) computer

      Want a new notebook or netbook? Dixons stores PC World and Currys are both offering a "guaranteed" £50 off any new machine when you hand over your old one.…

      Microsoft gets Speedos in a twist over half-naked 'Meter Maids'

      TechEd Oz targets women in IT - and bikinis

      Microsoft has upset a bunch of bikini-clad Aussie “Meter Maids”, after a promotional stunt backfired on the company.…

      Drunken employee pops cap in server

      $100k box versus .45 calibre round

      An employee of a Salt Lake City mortgage company allegedly got drunk and popped a cap in the firm's $100k server, the Salt Lake Tribune reports.…

      Doctor Wii game comes to the Nintendo Who

      Manipulate Amy Pond with your WiiMote

      Doctor Who is a kids' programme, right? Which no doubt explains why developer Asylum Entertainment is bringing out a couple of Who games for Nintendo's Wii and DS.…

      HDS exec launches vicious attack on IBM storage exec

      Slams ex-colleague as 'egotistical, greedy and arrogant'

      A senior Hitachi Data Systems executive has launched an extraordinarily aggressive attack on IBM Fellow Moshe Yanai, the inventor of EMC's Symmetrix platform and pioneer of XIV and Diligent, both companies which IBM bought.…

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      Pro-Palestine hackers spraypaint gov training quango

      National Skills Academy bitten by JaCKal

      A government training organisation - the National Skills Academy - has had its home page hacked and replaced by a message supporting Palestine.…

      Dell bids high for 3PAR, gets a 'yes'

      Knocks HP back

      3PAR has said 'yes' to Dell after the PC firm raised its bid for the storage vendor to $23.4/share beating HP's rival bid by just 30 cents.…

      Internet, China and Russia destroying US, rock and roll

      How did Nicks and Mellencamp get so paranoid?

      An ageing and increasingly cantankerous rock aristocracy is pointing its arthritic fingers at the internet, blaming it for destroying America, and even more worryingly, rock and roll.…

      Thai mobe outfit warns of deadly roaming charges

      Deactivate voicemail, or suffer the consequences

      A round of applause today for Thai operator TrueMove and its refreshing honesty about the potentially deadly effects of mobile phone bills.…

      ROBOT KILL-CHOPPER GOES ROGUE above Washington DC!

      'Software error' sends droid off military reservation

      A software error, combined with an unfortunate user action, led to a US military robot helicopter - developed from a manned version and capable of carrying a fearsome arsenal of weapons - straying into restricted airspace near Washington DC, according to reports.…

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      Adobe sucks up to Oracle over FOSS boss gripes

      Throw that man down a mine shaft!

      Adobe has distanced itself from less-than-pretty comments made against Oracle by the Flash and Photoshop vendor’s open source boss.…

      More Bull grunt for Blighty's atom-bomb factory

      Xeon drives UK, French nukes: US favouring Opteron

      French-centred IT provider Bull has announced an order from the UK's nuclear weapons apparatus for a third bullx supercomputer. The new "Blackthorn" machine will join two existing bullx "Willows" already in use by the Atomic Weapons Establishment (AWE).…

      Court of Appeal challenges parallel import blocking

      Oracle's victory should be 'set aside'

      Brand owners may have less power to prevent sales in Europe of goods intended for other markets after a ruling by England's Court of Appeal this week. The judgment over the sale of Sun-branded disk drives is likely to be welcomed by independent resellers.…

      Coca-Cola and Facebook get touchy with Israeli teens

      Tagging the youth for fun and profit

      Coca-Cola is offering wrist bands to those attending the Village festival in Israel so they can update their Facebook status with a tap of the hand.…

      LG: big, bendy e-paper screens out by year's end

      Impervious to chip fat, vinegar?

      LG's display developing subsidiary will begin mass-producing 9.7in colour e-paper panels and 19in monochrome but flexible e-paper screens by the end of the year.…

      Microsoft bats out first Exchange 2010 service pack

      Webby Outlook gets UI tweak for netbooks

      Redmond released the first service pack for its Exchange 2010 software yesterday.…

      Pundits predict plunging iPad market share

      Need Apple worry? Nah

      Acer's chairman JT Wang may believe Apple's share of the tablet market may shortly plunge to between 20 and 30 per cent, but market watcher iSuppli doesn't see it falling below 60 per cent, for the next few years at least.…

      Vulture 1: Plane plans planned

      Full constructional details on the drawing board

      The Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) team would like to assure readers that we will be providing full constructional details of the Vulture 1 aircraft - just as soon as the thing's finished…

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      How do you choose a hypervisor?

      Flexibility leads to complex choices

      Workshop We know that the majority of organisations that we survey have adopted server virtualisation to support their server consolidation activities, and are reaping benefits.…

      Facebook death lists spook Colombian town

      100 teenagers named, three already killed

      The southwestern Colombian town of Puerto Asís is in a state of "panic and anxiety" after two death lists naming a total of 100 young people were posted on Facebook, warning them to get out of town within three days or face the consequences.…

      Just 5% of workers ever truly leave the office

      Holidays are for slackers

      Only 5.9 per cent of workers disconnect from the office while on leave, and 40 per cent have tried in-flight Wi-Fi to keep them connected.…

      NHS trust tags mentally ill offenders

      Vibrating anklets phone home

      The South London and Maudsley NHS Foundation Trust is using satellites to track psychiatric patients with criminal convictions.…

      Iron-on armpit BO stench-filters 'ideal for modern lifestyle'

      'Teabag' pong-busters derived from military gasmasks

      The list of boons which military-driven R&D has conferred upon a suffering humanity is a long one: computers and their networks, aircraft, brass bands etc. But now warboffinry has truly penetrated deep into civilian life - even unto the actual armpits of ordinary consumers - to tackle one of the most fearsome scourges besetting Western civilisation today.…

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      Half a hero biscuit for Microsoft

      Enjoyed installing OCS? Good, you may be reinstalling soon

      Sysadmin blog Neat as it is, Office Communications Server (OCS) is complicated. It has grown beyond being one application server into a collection of interlinked but separate application servers, each with their own requirements.…

      Flyover states up attacks on Craigslist

      17 states call for end of adult ads

      Attorneys-general from 17 US states have signed an open letter to Craigslist calling for the immediate closure of its adult services section.…

      Samsung R780 17.3in laptop

      Big and beautiful?

      Review Samsung’s R780 has clearly been designed to get noticed. The glossy, deep-red chassis and slightly nauseating swirly line motif won’t appeal to those who like their laptops to be subtle, but it does make it stand out from the crowd. Personally speaking, I quite like it. That said, I also quite liked the design of Acer’s Ethos, and it appears there were a few of you who thought I had a screw loose for saying that.…

      Red Hat plays Switzerland in balkanized cloud world

      APIs for everyone

      If you listen to all of the major cloudy infrastructure players - and some of the minor ones too - they all sound like they have all the answers and you need only come to them to solve all your fluffy IT problems. But no one actually has a complete cloudy stack. Even Red Hat, which tried again today to give that impression while at the same time espousing its openness as it fleshed out some of the details of its Cloud Foundations stack.…

      Microsoft trips on Visual Studio Lightswitch

      Latter-day Access needs less code

      Review Microsoft's Visual Studio LightSwitch, just released to beta, is a new edition of Visual Studio 2010 and will become the next step up from the free Express.…

      Apple kills Jailbreakme Mac bug

      RIP, browse and get hacked vuln

      Apple has purged Mac OS X of a browse-and-get-hacked vulnerability that first came to light three weeks ago, when the popular Jailbreakme service used it to root fully patched versions of the iPhone.…

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      Apple to reveal musical something on September 1

      iPods, Apple TV, cloudy tunes?

      Fanbois, mark your calendars: Apple has sent out invitations to a music-themed event to take place in San Francisco next Wednesday morning.…

      Wikileaks publishes secret CIA memo

      More to come...

      Wikileaks posted a classified CIA memo on Wednesday, three weeks after the Pentagon warned the self-described whistleblower website to return a huge cache of of unpublished documents believed to be in its possession.…

      Robocopter combat cargo skyhook chosen by US forces

      Meatsack stickjockeys no longer required

      A US military competition aimed at finding a robotic unmanned helicopter able to haul supplies to isolated bases in Afghanistan has a winner, according to reports.…

      Citrix takes hypervisor bare-metal on PCs

      XenClient is less than it could be

      On Wednesday, Citrix Systems kicked out XenClient, a bare-metal (or type 1 in virt lingo) hypervisor aimed at desktop and laptop PCs, perhaps in an attempt to steal a little thunder from VMware and its upcoming VMware View 4.5 virtual desktop infrastructure software, expected to be announced at the VMworld conference in San Francisco next week.…

      Stripped-down IE9 interface leaks in Russia

      Less is more

      Internet Explorer 9 is getting a stripped down interface, if a screenshot leaked online is to be believed.…

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      Intel chief: Obama (still) driving US off cliff

      Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

      Intel CEO Paul Otellini believes that the US is heading towards a second-rate status as a technology leader, and it's the Obama administration's fault.…

      Google unleashes phone calls from Gmail

      Voice extension

      Google has announced that you can now place and receive phone calls inside Gmail, a day after a report revealed that such a service was under test.…

      Pentagon confirms attack breached classified network

      'Network administrator's worst fear'

      The Pentagon has opened the kimono on what it described as the “most significant breach of US military computers ever,” in which a flash drive in 2008 was used to infect large numbers of computers, including those used by the Central Command overseeing combat zones in Iraq and Afghanistan.…

      Undead Commodore 64 comes back for Christmas

      All-in-one zombie attacks children of the 80s

      The Commodore 64 will rise from the grave before Christmas, according to the tiny company determined to reanimate the long-dead 80s icon.…

      Facebook leapfrogs Google's Orkut in India

      Mountain View supports split personalities

      Facebook’s popularity has overtaken Google’s Orkut in India, where Mountain View’s social network site had previously – and somewhat surprisingly – reigned supreme.…

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      Server recovery picks up steam in Q2

      High end waiting for the lift

      The recovery in the server business is building momentum, and the box counters at IDC believe that server makers peddled and pushed $10.9bn in aluminum, tin, and iron in the second quarter of 2010, an increase of 11 per cent compared to last year.…

      BBC adopts <i>El Reg</i> units

      Vulture Central to send Auntie Olympic-sized invoice

      We're delighted to announce that the Beeb appears to have got with the programme and adopted official El Reg units.…

      Consumers Union calls for NFC regulation

      Network operators can't be trusted, not like banks

      As America wakes up to the idea of pay-by-phone the Consumers Union is calling for greater regulation, concerned that proximity payments may not receive any protection at all.…

      PARIS team cracks Vulture 1-X wing

      Knocks together proof of concept structure

      The Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) team has spent the last couple of days working on a definitive Vulture 1-X wing structure, having already tried and rejected a few options.…

      Playlist.com goes titsup

      Lotsa money owed everywhere

      Labels both large and small, as well as songwriters' organisations, are owed millions after Playlist.com filed for bankruptcy.…

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      Home Office unveils new UK passport

      Better security, lovely pictures

      The Home Office has said that new UK passports with 'strengthened security features' will be issued from October.…

      Royal Society opens inquiry into why kids hate tech

      Lessons that is, not games, mobiles, Facebook

      The Royal Society has opened its investigation into why kids are so bored with technology and computing classes in British schools - even if they're obsessed with their mobiles and iPods and applications like Facebook.…

      Meego goes 3D

      Just what are Nokia and Intel playing at?

      Yesterday Nokia and Intel announced that the future of mobile interfaces is 3D, and that everyone else will soon be following their Meego platform into the third dimension.…

      Why Android won't worry RIM and Apple

      Nibbling at the wrong target

      Opinion My US colleagues are regulars on John C Dvorak's excellent Cranky Geeks and a highlight of the show. I was recently intrigued to hear the opinion from Vulture West Coast (in Episode 232) that RIM was toast, and Android would triumph. Now, bearing in mind that I've been wrong about mobile more than I've been wrong about anything else - quite epically and unheroically wrong - I beg to differ.…

      'Spintronic' computing gets closer with laser 'lectron discovery

      Tiny twirly tech

      Boffins in Kansas report that they have made a breakthrough in "spintronics" - the postulated future technology which might replace today's conventional electronics and allow much more powerful IT hardware.…

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      Pupils find teacher's abuse images

      Who knew you could retrieve stuff from the recycling bin?

      A teacher who let a class use his laptop was given a suspended sentence yesterday after kids found child sex abuse images in his recycling bin.…

      Apple snubs O2's handset enviro-spec rating

      Palm Pre least green in shrunken field

      O2 has added environmental impact to its handset specifications, rating the Palm Pre as the worst while Sony Ericsson's Elm left the smallest footprint.…

      Ex-prez sues Fujitsu over ousting

      Nozoe demands damages, apology

      The ex-president of Fujitsu has thrown a sue ball at his former employer, following his ousting from the company in September 2009.…

      How extreme is your pr0n? Depends on your lawyer

      Beware bluetooth bearing gifs

      Analysis In matters of extreme porn, the message of recent cases seems to be that whether you get off increasingly depends on how familiar your legal team are with a law still in its courtroom infancy.…

      Apple patches 13 bugs in OS X

      At least 6 critical vulns squished

      Apple has punched out a security update for some major bugs found in its Mac OS X operating system.…

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      Dixons done for dumping customer info in skip

      Do you want identity theft with that?

      Dixons has had its wrist slapped for leaving customer details in a skip outside one of its PC World stores.…

      Energy-saving LEDs 'will not save energy', say boffins

      Photon-hoggish humanity set for orgy of illumination

      Federal boffins in the States say that the brave new future in which today's 'leccy-guzzling lights are replaced by efficient LEDs may not, in fact, usher in massive energy savings.…

      BT ad banned for 'misleading' customers over broadband speeds

      For once, it's not the estate agent's fault

      The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) has banned a BT television advert, after the watchdog concluded that customers had been misled by the telecom giant’s broadband speed claims.…

      HP bangs on glass as 3PAR marches to the altar

      Shane Robison shouts 'NOOOOOOOOO'

      If 3PAR decides the HP re-bid is a superior offer it is going to give Dell three days to come up with a better acquisition offer or be jilted.…

      WikiLeaks readies next release

      CIA documents next up

      WikiLeaks used Twitter to tell the world it is to release a CIA document later today.…

      Facebook Places 'sparks interest in similar services'

      This is the dawning of the age of location-whores

      Alternative location service echoecho reckons Facebook Places is driving up interest in the subject, to the good of the whole industry and, in particular, echoecho.…

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      WD debuts four-port powerline boxes

      Mains networking to the max

      Are your one-port powerline Ethernet adaptors proving insufficient for hooking up all the gadgets you want to connect to your network? Western Digital has the answer.…

      Paris Hilton tweets armed intruder drama

      'Knifes' scare ends in therapeutic facial

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      Alibaba opens up coffers for eBay listing service

      Second US buy

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      Stockholm schoolgirls fined for bugging staff room

      Clandestine op's cover blown on Facebook

      Two Stockholm schoolgirls have been slapped with a fine for bugging the staff room at their seat of learning.…

      Marten Mickos defends honor of Ubuntu's Koala food

      'Open core' Eucalyptus scales fightback

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      Ten Essential Wireless Headphones

      Wired for sound? Not any more!

      Product Round-up The last batch of stereo Bluetooth headphones I looked at, back in 2008, were something of a mixed bag, with some cumbersome designs and very variable audio quality. Fortunately, the current generation provides much better stereo quality, and we’d happily recommend any of them as an alternative to a conventional set of wired headphones.…

      Argentine court overturns ruling on search engines' link liability

      That's not my mess!

      An appeals court in Argentina has ruled that search engines are not responsible for the content of sites that they index. The court overturned a lower court's ruling against Google and Yahoo! Argentina.…

      ARM chips put on their server boots

      Intel fight afoot

      The ARM RISC processor is taking a few baby steps closer to being a credible alternative to x64 processors for servers, according to ARM Holdings, the British company behind the popular chip.…

      Java lobby lowers Android and iPhone defenses

      Help us to help you help us

      Carriers and handset makers are rallying to make it cheaper and easier to deliver applications on phones using the "official" brand of Java on mobile.…

      Intel details 10-core Westmere-EX server silicon

      'Only ten? Wanna make something of it?'

      Hot Chips Intel has confirmed that its upcoming Westmere-EX server processor will be a 10-core, server-enhanced, single-die beastie.…

      Google tests phone calls from Gmail

      VoiceChatTalk VoIP

      Google is testing a service that lets you make phone calls from Gmail, according to a report that includes a screen shot of the test.…

      Microsoft punts 'significant' Office for Facebook update

      Tag and search

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      Embotics plays nanny for VMware virtual machines

      Making Hyper-V mind its manners by year's end

      Another VMworld event is coming down the pike from VMware with everyone riding its virtualization wake, and containing VM sprawl is still a problem. Which is why Embotics is kicking up its V-Commander server virtualization management system for VMware hypervisors to the 3.6 release level.…

      Firefox, uTorrent and PowerPoint hit by Windows DLL bug

      Plenty more where that came from

      A day after Microsoft confirmed a vulnerability in Windows applications that executes malicious code on end-user PCs, the first exploits have been released targeting programs including the Firefox browser, uTorrent BitTorrent client and Microsoft PowerPoint.…

      Skeletal scanner would ID terrorists from 50 meters

      And maybe non-terrorists too

      Scientists are developing an identity verification system that would spot terrorists and pedophiles by scanning their skeletal features and comparing them against a database of stored images.…

      Firefox 4 beta gets Sync and <strike>Tab Candy</strike> Tab Panorama

      Four to the fourth

      Mozilla has released a fourth Firefox 4 beta, adding in its seasoned bookmark-syncing service, Firefox Sync, and its new tab-sorting interface, originally dubbed Tab Candy and now known as Tab Panorama.…

      Yahoo! search Bingified in US and Canada

      Microsoft back-ends it

      Yahoo! has completed its transition from an in-house search infrastructure to Microsoft Bing platform in the US and Canada.…

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      Microsoft ID guru slams 'duplicitous' Apple

      Jobs' non-personal data claim 'hogwash'

      Microsoft chief architect of identity Kim Cameron has insisted that the "non-personal information" collected by Apple can be used to personally identify you – despite angry counterarguments from at least one Jobsian fanboi.…

      Alleged bad Appler stashed $150,000 in shoeboxes

      Safe deposit boxes still a mystery

      The Apple manager accused of accepting kickbacks in exchange for company secrets had $150,000 stashed in shoeboxes when authorities searched his home, according to news reports.…

      Samsung gives sneak peak of iPad basher

      Galaxy Tab fizzes in

      It's official: Samsung will unveil its would-be iPad beater, now called the Galaxy Tab - sounds like a fizzy drink - just ahead of the IFA consumer electronics show early next month.…

      3PAR had three suitors

      It approached a fourth

      Comment It's been the 3PAR bid shuffle; the company has been seeking to sell itself since early May and three potential acquirers were involved: Dell; HP and one other.…

      Makara layers DIY platform cloud atop EC2

      Automatic transmission for AWS

      This spring, a startup called Makara came out of stealth mode with a beta of a product called Cloud Application Platform, which as the name suggests allowed companies to set up private platform clouds like Microsoft Azure, Google App Engine, or Engine Yard internally on their own iron. Today, Makara is doing something that will perhaps be more interesting, which is layering atop Amazon's EC2 infrastructure cloud to turn it into a platform cloud.…

      Oracle forms new 'axis of evil' against open source, claims Adobe

      Larry effect turns FOSS into 'cash cow'

      Oracle has replaced Microsoft as the FOSS community’s number one enemy, according to Adobe System’s open source boss.…

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      Sun-like star HD10180 thought to have Earth-sized world

      Seven-planet system orbits spaced much like ours

      Astroboffins probing the skies with a crafty instrument attached to a mighty telescope high in the Andes have found a sun very like our own - which they believe has a planet of similar size to Earth.…

      FalconStor speeds VDI by playing Violin

      NSS SAN Accelerator VDI style

      FalconStor has tweaked its flash-accelerated NSS SAN Accelerator to make virtual desktop provisioning and protection faster.…

      Danes work up head of steam over manga exhibition

      Scribblesmut scorned by censorious Scandinavians

      A manga exhibition in a Danish museum is attracting protestors concerned that material on display depicts fictional children in a sexual manner.…

      Scareware solicitors sent to regulator

      Lawyers to defend P2P porn pensioner pestering

      Consumer group Which? has welcomed a decision by the Solicitors Regulation Authority to send Andrew Crossley of ACS:Law to the Solicitors Disciplinary Tribunal.…

      Microsoft hit by cloudy downtime in US

      Two-hour outage for some hosted services

      Microsoft suffered a two-hour long outage of some of its hosted software services in North America yesterday.…

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      Secret X-37B space plane lost by sat-spotters for 2 weeks

      Roboshuttle relocated - for now

      The United States' X-37B robot mini-shuttle spaceplane, which was launched into orbit on a classified mission in April, has changed its orbit. However the "secret space warplane" - as the X-37B has been dubbed by the Iranian government - has now been re-acquired by alert amateur skywatchers.…

      Windows Phone 7 SDK coming 16 Sept

      Microsoft machine lumbers into motion

      The final version of the Windows Phone 7 developer tools will be available from September 16, while handset information isn't leaking so much as flooding ahead of the official launch.…

      Richard Desmond joins Project Canvas

      Five's back in

      Richard Desmond, new owner of Channel 5, has thrust the channel back into Project Canvas, the BBC-led next-generation set-top box.…

      UK insurer hit with biggest ever data loss fine

      £2.3m for losing customer records

      Zurich Insurance must pay an enormous £2.3m fine for losing thousands of British people's personal data.…

      Google Marketplace DRM broken

      Androids can be pirates too

      Android applications secured by Google's Library aren't as secure as they should be, with only a byte or two preventing applications being copied freely.…

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      Lexmark files patent gripe against 24 cartridge makers

      Much ink, much beef

      Printer maker Lexmark has probably run out of ink today after firing off 24 patent lawsuits to cartridge vendors on Monday.…

      Government calls for intellectual property evidence

      'We need a competitive, innovative IP system'

      The Intellectual Property Office is asking for evidence which might influence future policy.…

      Inmate-frying microwave pain blaster turret installed in US jail

      'They just go "Yow",' enthuses raygun sheriff

      A microwave "pain ray" energy weapon, deemed too controversial for US military use in Iraq, has nonetheless gone into service. A trial installation is in use at a prison in Los Angeles for the purpose of quelling fights among the inmates.…

      Ball player gets Beaver ban after drunken naked tasering

      Nude trespassing was 'icing on the cake'

      An up and coming football player has been kicked off the Oregon State University team after local cops were forced to tase him after he was found "naked and intoxicated" in a stranger's home.…

      AOL loses senior flack Marty Moe for personal reasons

      'New challenges', family time

      AOL’s senior communications veep Marty Moe has quit the company.…

      CISx plans scrapped

      DWP slams brakes on gov data sharing system

      The Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) has confirmed that it has halted the development of a central data sharing system for government.…

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      McAfee re-issues fake visa waiver virus warning

      As Symantec haunted by dead celebs

      Proving there's not much new under the sun, McAfee is warning travellers to the US to be aware of the danger of fake visa waiver websites.…

      Boffins learn to adjust body clocks

      Ideal for jetlag, bipolar, interstellar colonists

      Good news today for sufferers from jet lag, bipolar depression, interstellar or interplanetary colonists and others plagued by disorders relating to the circadian rhythm - or body clock.…

      Smiths publishes Samsung Slide e-book reader

      Snazzy gadget arrives in UK

      Samsung's E60 e-book reader has arrived on UK shelves courtesy of newsagent WHSmith.…

      LucasFilm sets lawyers on Jedi nameswipers

      Your favourite quote adapted for the occasion goes here

      LucasFilm has filed a $5m trademark suit against "Jedi Mind Inc", claiming that the company has failed to phase out its use of the word 'Jedi'.…

      EMC exec flags up FAST 2 and FCoE

      More CLARiiON/Celerra VMware integration

      EMC's eagerly-awaited FAST 2 automated data movement is coming to CLARiiON and Celerra arrays today, together with FCoE and improved VMware vCenter integration.…

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      Microsoft Windows glider crashes

      Insert flying OS luser gag here

      Those of you who've been following our Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) programme are invited to spare a thought today for Microsoft's Phoenix glider, which failed to demonstrate the Right Stuff over the weekend at Red Bull's Flugtag competition in Long Beach, California.…

      Australian cave tour guide offered in Klingon

      Boldly go where no alien tourist has gone before

      An Australian cave system has become the world's first attraction to offer self-guided tours in Klingon.…

      Take-Two Interactive loses fight for Bioshock.com

      Game over, man

      Games giant Take-Two Interactive has lost an attempt to obtain the domain name Bioshock.com through arbitration proceedings from a company that owns hundreds of thousands of domain names.…

      Gmail pushes onto the iPhone

      Google calendar elbows in too

      Google has enabled push email on the iPhone, so now received Gmail can interrupt iPhone users just as irritatingly as the native app supplied by Apple.…

      Apple demonstrates how to do touchscreen desktops

      Patent application shows smarts

      Here's a sign that Apple is not only thinking seriously about touchscreen iMacs, but that it has a rather smarter view of the technology than its rivals.…

      Data protection and surveillance: Swapping the speed camera for ANPR?

      The great LibCon privacy test

      When on holiday in the Dordogne two weeks ago (feels like two months now!), I picked up a Sunday Times newspaper which stated that the government was reducing grant-funding for speed cameras. This was given the thumbs-up by the paper which reported that many motorists see such cameras as a tax first and a life-saver second.…

      Verbatim MediaShare 1TB Nas

      Home and away

      Review Verbatim is best known for its range of straightforward and affordable hard disks, memory sticks and other storage devices. However, its new MediaShare drive is a little more ambitious. The low-profile aluminium chassis bears more than a passing resemblance to Apple’s Mac Mini or AppleTV, but it’s essentially a good-looking Nas drive with a few extra media-streaming features thrown in for good measure.…

      Mobile 3D planned for MeeGo Linux

      Like Second Life, only successful

      Intel and Nokia are reviving the spirit of Second Life with plans for 3D interfaces on mobile devices running their MeeGo Linux distro.…

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      IBM slips automatic tranny into Power7

      Self-aware chippery

      Hot Chips "Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking about them," said mathematician Alfred Lord Whitehead, in his 1911 tome, An Introduction to Mathematics. And with its Autonomic Computing effort, IBM believes it's advancing civilization.…

      AMD: 'Bobcat' smaller, faster than Intel's Atom

      Netbooks. Not servers. For now

      AMD says that its upcoming "Bobcat" core for netbooks and notebooks is smaller than a single-core Intel Atom chip – and faster. According to the company, this low-power architecture could eventually follow Atom into the server market, but at the moment, that territory is still reserved for the "Bulldozer."…

      Cloud.com bear hugs VMware vSphere

      Next up: Smooches for Oracle, Microsoft

      Cloud.com – the outfit that offers a platform for transforming your existing data center setup into a so-called infrastructure cloud – has introduced support for VMware's vSphere 4.1 hypervisor and its accompanying vCenter management console. The CloudStack platform already dovetails with other hypervisors, including open source mainstays Xen and KVM.…

      Tools and rules buffed for Microsoft's iPhone challenger

      No porn, no fat apps, just fill our music store

      Microsoft is prepping Windows mobile developers for October's debut of Windows Phone 7.…

      Microsoft confirms code-execution bug in Windows apps

      'Cannot directly be addressed in Windows'

      Microsoft on Monday warned of a vulnerability in Windows applications made by third-party developers that allows remote attackers to execute malicious code on end-user PCs.…

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      Google tests 'streaming' search engine

      Results before you ask

      Google is testing a new incarnation of its search engine that rejiggers results pages as you type, according to a video captured by a UK-based SEO.…

      Nokia Siemens slammed for supplying snoop tech to Iran

      'Monitoring centers' led to journo capture

      An Iranian journalist imprisoned in that country without trial since June 2009 is suing telecommunications concern Nokia Siemens for allegedly providing the surveillance equipment that led to his capture.…

      OpenSolaris board commits ritual suicide

      Symbolic passing of power

      The OpenSolaris board has suspended operations and symbolically handed all responsibly for of the open-variant of Solaris back to database giant Oracle.…

      OpenStack cloud fluffer does VirtualBox

      And Xen too

      OpenStack – the open source cloud computing fabric launched by NASA and Rackspace Hosting at the end of July – has added support for additional hypervisors.…

      Google aims Goggles at Apple's iPhone

      Can frenemies cooperate?

      Google Lab's visual-search technology, Google Goggles, should be available for iPhone users later this year.…

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      Google Chrome OS tablet in repeat rumorfest

      Multitouch for 'gPad'

      Rumors continue to swirl around Google's efforts to challenge the Apple iPad.…

      <i>Halo: Reach</i> leaked to net 3 weeks before release

      Plucked from Xbox Market

      The latest installment in the highly lucrative Halo game series for the Xbox 360 has been leaked to the internet three weeks before its official release date by fans who hacked a hair-brained method Microsoft used to secure review copies.…

      Cops cuff man who exposed holes in 'perfect' voting machines

      Expose a vuln, go to jail

      Indian authorities have arrested a computer scientist for refusing to divulge the source of an electronic voting machine that he and a team of researchers used to expose holes in the country's election system.…

      Microsoft's Apple revenge: the pleasure and the pain

      Schadenfreude offers no guarantees

      Radio Reg Steve Ballmer's summer has been dominated by Microsoft's delayed response to the iPad and iPhone.…

      US puts $30bn of IT projects up for review

      The stimulus and the stick

      President Obama giveth to the IT vendor community in the United States, and now maybe he is fixing to taketh away.…

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      Kane &amp; Lynch 2: Dog Days

      Enough to keep you out the heat?

      Review Remember Whac-a-Mole? Mole pops out of hole, bash with rubber mallet; mole pops out of hole, bash with rubber mallet; mole pops out... well, you get the picture.…

      Intel: dual-core Atom netbooks on sale now

      N550 hits the shelves

      Intel today lauded the arrival of netbooks based on its new dual-core Atom processor, the N550.…

      Vodafone volte-face on Galaxy S

      Did we say 'invalidate'?

      Vodafone tells us it will honour its warranty on Galaxy S handsets updated with firmware from Samsung, despite saying the opposite last week.…

      Cleveland residents get RFID-equipped recycling

      Comply or pay the price

      Residents in Cleveland, Ohio, will have to ensure their recycling is out on time or face a $100 fine for failing to do their bit.…

      AMD nabs ex-Intel techie as server CTO

      Driving Bulldozers to the future

      Chip maker designer and seller Advanced Micro Devices said today that three weeks ago it nabbed Don Newell, a chip tech from rival Intel, to be its new chief technology officer for its server microprocessors.…

      Scottish skies clear of giant vulture menace

      Gandalf recaptured with 'big duvet'

      The Ruppell's Griffon Vulture which went awol last week from a Cumbernauld bird of prey centre has been recaptured, the BBC reports.…

      Digital radio 'to miss Govt target by 3 years'

      Switchover in 2025?

      Digital radio listening won't hit the Government's 50 per cent target until 2018, according a new industry analysis - putting the great analogue switch-off in jeopardy. And when the big day arrives, most of that digital consumption will be via the interwebs and TV - not DAB radio.…

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      PARIS gets doped up

      High as a kite on nitrates

      The model aircraft enthusiasts following our Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) programme will be relieved to learn we've finally cracked the Vulture 1-X skinning poser.…

      Australian Sex Party stands proud

      Progressive support hardening, reactionaries limp into fifth place

      Despite its failure to win any seats in last week’s Australian General Election, the Australian Sex Party was today celebrating its arrival on the scene as the "Major Minor Party" of Australian politics.…

      Aus gov, ISPs book seats for firewall demolition

      New filters to catch nasty stuff

      With the future of the great Australian firewall once more up for grabs, major ISPs are seeking to forestall government plans by announcing a filter of their own. However, unlike the government’s proposed filter, this one will apply specifically to sites identified as hosting child porn.…

      Previous HP bid for 3PAR rejected

      HP goes hostile

      In a webcast discussing HP's bid for 3PAR today, HP said it had made a previous offer for the company which had, instead, accepted a Dell offer.…

      IM what IM

      OCS don't need excuses

      Sysadmin blog Office Communications Server (OCS) is one of Microsoft’s hidden gems. Everyone hears about Windows, Exchange and SQL Server, but you could be excused for never having heard of OCS, the evolution of Microsoft’s corporate instant messaging service. There are a lot of competitors, but OCS has excellent integration with Microsoft Office products.…

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      Samsung bounces out Bada SDK version 1

      No longer in beta

      Samsung has released version 1 of the Bada SDK, for all those developers who've been dying to develop for Bada but unwilling to run with the Beta release.…

      Once-in-a-lifetime gag tops Fringe quip list

      Tim Vine secures best joke crown

      Dave TV has honoured Tim Vine with its Joke of the Fringe award - the annual celebration of the Best of Edinburgh quippery.…

      Biz services group borgs French distie

      Irish distie says oui

      Irish distributor and business services group DCC has bought French consumer distie Comtrade SA for €11.4m.…

      A 3PARised HP lineup

      Whither EVA and XP?

      Suppose HP succeeds in buying 3PAR and its InServ arrays; what will that mean for the current EVA and XP storage arrays, block access devices that compete with 3PAR's T-Class (XP) and F-Class (EVA):…

      HP sharp-elbows Dell to bid for 3PAR

      See you and raise you

      HP has written to 3PAR CEO David Scott offering to buy the company for $24/share, trumping Dell's $18/share bid.…

      Barclays computer says d'oh!

      Saturday shopping fail

      Barclays customers were left without access to their accounts on Saturday thanks to a computer failure.…

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      BSkyB mulls UK Online closure

      All off to Sky broadband?

      BSkyB is considering closing UK Online, an ISP brand it acquired when it bought Easynet.…

      Japanese press step into execution chamber

      Gallows visit likely to 'spark public debate'

      Japan's justice minister Keiko Chiba has invited the press to enter the Tokyo Detention Centre execution chamber, shortly after she personally attended the hanging of two convicted murderers.…

      Aussie election results: Firewall wobbles

      What would make a coalition willing?

      With almost all of the election results in, the future of the great Australian firewall looks ever so slightly wobbly. Broadband for rural areas may however be about to receive a significant boost.…

      Google knits 11 patches into Chrome browser

      Stable version gets Boba Fett treatment

      Google applied patches to three critical and eight high risk vulns in a new iteration of its Chrome browser released late last week.…

      Iran unveils 'robot bomber'

      Promises 'hard and extensive response' if Israel attacks

      The Iranian government has unveiled what it claims is a robotic bomber with enough range to - almost - reach Israel. The announcement came amid a flurry of statements promising dire retribution in the event of any attack on Iran.…

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      Black helicopters circle 'Welsh Roswell'

      Eyewitness dismisses MoD cover-up

      Ufologists will doubtless be delighted that an eyewitness to the "Welsh Roswell" - the crash and burn of an alien spacecraft in North Wales’s Berwyn Mountains - has spoken out to dismiss the Ministry of Defence's explanation of the incident.…

      Galaxy S firmware update invalidates Voda warranties

      Loyalties divided

      Galaxy S owners who accept Samsung's offer of updated firmware will invalidate their warranty according to Vodafone, which wishes to remain the only source of official upgrades.…

      Yemeni assassin hits York man with spam death threat

      We'll spare you for $50k

      A software engineer form York has been left nonplussed after a group of hired guns from the Yemen Arab Republic claimed to have been contracted to "terminate" him with extreme prejudice.…

      Google to expand Dublin workforce with new ops wing

      Putting Ireland on the map

      Google plans to hire 200 people in Dublin, Ireland, where it's currently setting up a new ops division.…

      Visa and BofA plot operatorless NFC

      Hitting New York next month

      Bank of America and Visa will be running trials of NFC technology next month but the network operators won't be involved this time, as companies sidestep the traditional process.…

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      LSI, Seagate and Samsung

      No discord, no spin

      When Seagate announced a flash controller partnership with Samsung doubts and rumours were raised about the health of its existing flash controller partnership with LSI. Would Samsung supplant LSI? Would the Seagate Pulsar solid state drive (SSD) with LSI technology in its controller, continue to ship? Would LSI ship the PCIe flash card it had developed with Pulsar SSDs on it?…

      eCrime cops charge 12 over iTunes royalty 'fraud'

      Back in court next month

      The Metropolitan Police's eCrime unit has charged 12 people with fraud and money laundering offences connected to iTunes.…

      Jobs offers relief for iOS 4-running iPhone 3Gs

      Software update will fix slowdowns, apparently

      iPhone 3G owners who have installed iOS 4 and regretted it can take heart. Apple CEO Steve Jobs has apparently promised a software update "soon" that may bring the handset back up to speed.…

      Vodafone lauches, prices up mobile hotspot gadget

      Huawei-made R201 out on pay monthly

      Vodafone has launched the R201 mobile hotspot, which first emerged last week.…

      Sons of Kahn: The Apocrypha

      Delphi in a Discotheque

      Stob The Sons of Kahn move on

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      Regulator allows charging for uncounted TV text votes

      If viewers are warned

      Broadcasters can charge people for TV text message votes received after voting has closed as long as the closing time is made clear to viewers, premium rate phone regulator PhonepayPlus (PPP) has said.…

      NASA seeks soundtrack for final shuttle mission

      Send us your original space-based wakeup tunes

      NASA has invited Joe Public to vote on which two wakeup songs will rouse the crew of Discovery's 1 November STS-133 mission, and hopes musicians will rise to the challenge of writing some original music for the last shuttle flight when Endeavour blasts off on STS-134 on 26 February 2011.…

      Samsung heading DRAMurai charge

      Number one DRAM deliverer

      Goliath just got bigger; Samsung expanded its lead at the top of the DRAM market last quarter, shipping more memory than anyone else and at prices above the industry average.…

      Convirture aims around VMware to hit Xen and KVM

      Wants vSphere-like magic

      I meant to write about these guys earlier, but a vacation (and general laziness) kept it from happening in a timely manner.…

      Assange denies 'sexual assault' allegations

      Lie gets halfway round the world before truth gets its boots on

      Swedish prosecutors made public accusations of rape and molestation against Wikileaks founder Julian Assange and then quickly dropped them over the weekend.…

      Google scoops up more social networking talent

      I Like.com a lot, come play with me

      Google has bought Like.com in its latest social networking takeover.…

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      True Utility Scarab and KeyTool micro multi-tools

      007-style gadgetry for geeks

      Review My Victorinox CyberTool multiplex knife goes with me everywhere. But while it's bloody useful of disassembling hardware and putting it back together, it's not exactly compact. Ditto your average Leatherman multi-tool.…

      Oracle names self virtualization king

      VMware? IBM? Can't touch us

      If Oracle and Sun Microsystems have anything in common - and as the poster children for Silicon Valley's IT upstarts, they have much in common - it is that they are not afraid to say they have the best technology and no one can touch them. That, in a nutshell, was what Oracle's top techies spent hours trying to convince the world in a webcast presentation going over the myriad server and desktop virtualization products that come from the merged Oracle and Sun.…

      119 iPad apps for admins, coders, and geeks

      Useful || fun ! pointless; // for coders*

      Part two: Previously, The Reg pointed sysadmins toward a slew of iPad apps that might brighten their workaday worlds. The target market for today's second installment of our iPad-app round-up is coders.…

      Reg Hardware Reviews Digest

      A taste of the past week's tech

      In the past seven days, Reg Hardware reviewed many products from the worlds of consumer electronics, gaming, photography and mobile communications.…

      Google network lord questions cloud economics

      Does Amazon make sense at 100% use?

      Vijay Gill — one of the brains that oversees Google's epic internal network — has questioned the economics of so-called cloud computing. Or least, the sort of cloud computing practiced by Amazon.com, whose EC2 service offers up instant access to compute power via the interwebs. If your infrastructure is in use around the clock, rather than just here and there, he argues, it may be cheaper to own and operate your own gear.…

      Apple eyes kill switch for jailbroken iPhones

      ...for your own good

      Apple has applied for a patent covering an elaborate series of measures to automatically protect iPhone owners from thieves and other unauthorized users. But please withhold the applause.…

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      LG touts 'surprisingly productive' iPad killer

      Novel feature: usefulness

      LG says that its upcoming tablet, set for worldwide release before the end of this year, will compete against Apple's iPad by being, well, useful.…

      Ubuntu quietly breaks off Sparc affair

      Neglect is no excuse

      Maverick Meerkat is set to become the last version of Ubuntu that'll run on Oracle's Sparc, ending a four-year relationship.…

      Google Nexus One 'too popular' in dev phone afterlife

      Dead and loving it

      Google's Nexus One phone was a flop as a sold-direct-to-consumer "superphone," but according to the company, it's a huge hit in its new incarnation as a developer platform.…

      Google lands Gmail video chat on Linux

      Ubuntu and other Debians

      Google has introduced a Linux incarnation of the online voice and video chat client that integrates with Gmail and other Google services.…

      Big biz loved Dell servers and storage in Q2

      Bespoke hyperscale server biz softens

      Large corporations are not buying servers, storage and PCs like it is 1999, and neither are their SMB counterparts, but if Dell's numbers for the second quarter of fiscal 2011 are any indication, they are acting a bit like it is early 2008 before the bottom dropped out of the global economy.…

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      Ethernet storage protocol choices

      AoE, iSCSI or FC?

      You The Expert: We're moving to a world in which all storage network protocols run over Ethernet. That means both file and block. There's no dispute about running file access over Ethernet but the block world is squaring up for a three-way tussle.…

      DARPA orders VTOL robots for 'covert payload placement'

      Tailsitter two-stroke 'V-Bats' drop off surprise packages

      DARPA, the US military research bureau occasionally prone to embarrassing tumbles from the teetering kitchen stool of unreasonable risk while groping wildly for the inaccessible biscuit tin of technological dominance secreted atop the unscalable refrigerator of unfeasibility, has done it again.…

      Mobile phones: Where does the money go?

      Android licensees risk the WinMobile Disease - analyst

      One of the oldest mottos at Vulture Central is Show Us The Money. There's one even better, I think, which is Show Us The Profits. Are there any? If there are, where are they going?…

      Google Street View captures miracle Heisenloo

      Cover one eye, stand on one leg

      Of all the miracles captured by Google Street View, the public convenience that disappears when you walk past it could be one of the strangest. To see this spectacle, position yourself here on Liverpool's Lodge Lane in Toxteth. You will see the loo behind the bus stop.…

      Trojan-ridden warning system implicated in Spanair crash

      Cascading fail

      Malware may have been a contributory cause of a fatal Spanair crash that killed 154 people two years ago.…

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      Mobile PC buyers buying peppier boxes

      Worldwide PC chip units and sales rise in Q2

      Usually, PC processor shipments fall moving from the first quarter to the second, but in the wake of the economic meltdown, trends continue to wiggle in funny ways as a new level of normality tries to establish itself. Which is why PC chip unit shipments and revenues rose sequentially in the second quarter, according to IDC.…

      Intel's embedded security strategy faces tech obstacles

      Security vendors react to blockbuster deal

      Security vendors have welcomed Intel's $7.7bn acquisition of McAfee as confirmation of the importance of security in the future of computing but warned plans to embed security in chips will pose difficult technical challenges and may upset existing partners.…

      Overland sues BDT for patent infringement

      No win, no fee law firm deal

      Struggling tape and disk array data protection vendor Overland Storage is suing BDT, a Germany-based tape automation supplier for using its patented technology unlawfully.…

      Google's Wave flop: Spare us the warm fuzzies

      Behemoth acting alone is suspicious

      Google's Wave has crashed, but the trick for Google is to learn the right lessons from its failure.…

      PARIS acquires visual tracking capability

      Sets telescopic sights on Vulture 1

      Our Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) programme continues to advance on multiple fronts, with the Vulture 1-X structure coming along nicely, a Mark 2 release mechanism ready for testing and our logistics team pondering just how to get the maximum bangs for bucks from launch day - when it finally arrives.…

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      Google co-founders to be immortalised on silver screen

      Adam Sandler and Tom Cruise to play leading roles, perhaps?

      Facebook boydroid Mark Zuckerberg isn’t the only web kingpin to be portrayed on the silver screen, as a film about Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page has reportedly been optioned.…

      UK mobile networks more popular than ever

      Even if they are making less money...

      The UK's mobile sector has never carried more traffic, but revenue was down last year for the first time ever as users demanded and got more service for less money.…

      WIN a Plantronics .Audio 646 DSP stereo headset

      ideal for Skypers and gamers

      Giveaway Plantronics' .Audio 646 headset is one of the smartest USB-connected stereo headsets out there, and Reg Hardware was one pair to give away to one lucky reader.…

      MOON SHRINKING FAST - shock NASA discovery

      LHC-spawned black hole gobbling it from within?*

      Imagery from a NASA spacecraft has revealed that the Moon has shrunk significantly in recent times: indeed, instruments placed by the Apollo astronauts are thought to have recorded the rumbling, crunching sounds of lunar shrinkage carrying on in just the last few decades.…

      Scareware tries to trick marks into dropping defences

      Strip for me, baby

      Virus authors have developed a strain of malware that attempts to con users into uninstalling legitimate security packages.…

      Intel needs to rethink security to profit from McAfee buy

      Power, performance and (now) protection

      Analysis Intel's surprise $7.76bn acquisition of McAfee is not only the biggest pure-play security deal in history, but the most significant statement of intent by an IT superpower since Microsoft launched its Trustworthy Computing initiative back in 2002.…

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      Information Commissioner calls in tech experts

      Aims to avoid future pants-down incidents

      The Information Commissioner plans to appoint a panel of experts to advise his office on new technologies, following criticism it has been caught off-guard by emerging privacy threats.…

      Prudish Google slammed for Aussie censorship

      Can you see what it is yet? Nope!

      Google's Australian tentacle has been slammed for censoring a political party advert which had already aired on TV.…

      Nokia gets into analytics

      A declining share measured is still declining

      Nokia is to buy analytics service Motally, providing the technology to measure precisely how few people are using Nokia phones these days.…

      Salesforce.com hoists fiscal year outlook as Q2 income slides

      Parklife up in clouds

      Salesforce.com jacked up its outlook for the year yesterday, after reporting second quarter sales that beat Wall Street expectations on revenues but which saw net income slide.…

      OCZ's automated flash-HDD tiering for PCs

      Like EMC's FAST but for consumers

      OCZ is extending its RevoDrive PCIe flash card to deliver automated hot data placement on solid state storage from a direct-attached SATA hard disk drive, using adaptive cache storage management software.…

      Met to improve information handling

      Copper bottomed tech plan

      The Metropolitan Police Service has outlined a number of IT plans aimed at improving its information processes.…

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      Online sales hit £5bn a month

      Even better if you've got a shop too

      Online retail sales hit £5bn in the month of July thanks mainly to rubbish UK weather pushing people onto the internet to book last-minute holidays.…

      Nokia drops Nokia from Nokia Music

      What's an Ovi?

      The world's biggest mobile company is to remove the obscure and confusing "Nokia" branding from its key strategic music service, Comes With Music, and lavish it with the world-renowned and highly respected "Ovi" brand, instead.…

      Apple crushes Quattro as RIM hot-wires own ads vehicle

      The fast, the furious and the expensive

      As Apple shuts down Quattro Wireless in favour of its own advertising platform iAds, it seems that RIM is looking to make a similar move into mobile advertising.…

      HP confirms 'Palm pad' to ship early 2011

      Windows 7 tablet out sooner

      HP will bring its WebOS-based tablet to market early next year, a company executive has stated.…

      Orange gives the green light

      It's all working now - apparently

      Orange UK tells us the network snafu that's been leaving customers with slow or broken data connections is now fixed, so any remaining problems aren't its fault.…

      BBC heralds next <i>Doctor Who</i> download game

      Episode three imminent

      The BBC will post the third in its series of free, downloadable Doctor Who games "soon", the Corporation said today.…

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      It's time to presume the web is guilty

      Trevor's got a plan to save the internet

      Sysadmin blog The security defenses available to us are clumsy and inadequate. Anti-malware applications are grand at dealing with well known threats, but pathetic and worthless at dealing with emerging ones. Software vendors are too entrenched in politics, feasibility studies and bad attempts at public relations to bother to properly and expediently patch their software.…

      Intel swallows McAfee: Why?

      The three Ss: security, security, security

      In its biggest acquisition ever, Intel has pledged to spend $7.6bn for security firm McAfee in a bid to add security to its portfolio of mostly chippy stuff. There are lots of stories all over webdom covering this, including the Reg's own from John Leyden. A CRN think piece discusses more background and talks about how Intel and McAfee have been working together for nearly two years on more closely integrating security and hardware.…

      Organ banks on horizon as boffins prep tissue-freeze tech

      Worryingly, experiments include human cells and flies

      Once again disregarding the warnings of science fiction, boffins in America are seeking to develop technology which will allow human parts to be frozen indefinitely in organ banks for use in on-demand transplants.…

      Big Blue promises jobs for few

      We few, we happy few

      IBM is starting an apprentice scheme for the first time which might just rescue people who got bad news in the post from yesterday's A-level results.…

      SanDisk bigs up its flash postage stamp

      Just keep taking the tablets

      SanDisk has announced a postage stamp-sized flash iSSD product for tablet computers at the Flash Memory Summit, with capacity ranging from 4GB to 64GB.…

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      Cops cuff armed white supremacist in banana costume

      Indecent exposure kicks off lively afternoon in Washington

      A Washington state US Marine reservist was earlier this week cuffed following a lively Tuesday afternoon which saw him dress in a child's banana costume, indecently expose himself and wave a shotgun in the street while shouting "something or other about white supremacy".…

      Panasonic DMC-G2 interchangeable lens camera

      Micro Four-Thirds touchscreen tour de force

      Review The Panasonic Lumix DMC-G2 is another addition to the growing Micro Four Thirds family of cameras. I think we know the drill now; cuter form factor for a traditional interchangeable lens system, similar features to a DSLR but no reflex mirror, and a bit more discreet.…

      Hitachi Data Systems buys ParaScale

      Scoops up assets of crashed startup

      Remember ParaScale and direct access to cloud storage? The start-up crash-landed in June and Hitachi Data Systems has just bought the intellectual property assets and engineering team.…

      Coder cooks up Java-built Flash Player

      OpenGL gurus sought

      A version of Flash is being built using Java, two years after Adobe Systems opened the player's closed formats to external inspection.…

      Google opens Chrome Web Store to devs

      Upload your 'installable web apps'

      Google is now allowing developers to upload applications to the as-yet-un-open Chrome Web Store, an online gallery of web applications and web extensions for the company's Chrome browser and its upcoming Chrome OS operating system.…

      Researcher: Code-execution bug affects 200 Windows apps

      Ain't no cure for binary-planting blues

      About 200 Windows applications are vulnerable to remote code-execution attacks that exploit a bug in the way the programs load binary files for the Microsoft operating system, a security researcher said Thursday.…

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      Dell rides enterprise to 22% revenue jump

      But margins shrink

      Dell revenues climbed 22 per cent to $15.5bn in the quarter ending July 30, thanks largely to increased demand among corporate customers.…

      HP rings up Hurd's final quarter

      Farewell profit leap

      Mark Hurd, the ousted president, chief executive officer, and chairman of IT giant Hewlett-Packard, turned in a decent final quarter.…

      Fear as motivator: why Intel acquired McAfee

      Beyond 'WTF?'

      Analysis Intel and McAfee made a surprise announcement early Thursday that the chip megamaker plans to acquire the security-software giant in a $7.68bn all-cash deal, and across the technical and financial communities, the response was a nearly unanimous "WTF?"…

      Unhackable PS3 finally jailbroken, video claims

      We'll see...

      An Australian seller of videogame modchips claims Sony's PlayStation 3 console has been jailbroken by a hack that allows users to run backup and home-brewed copies of games — not to mention titles that have been pirated.…

      Linux kernel purged of five-year-old root access bug

      'Just go update already'

      The Linux kernel has finally been purged of a privilege-escalation vulnerability that for at least half a decade allowed untrusted local users to gain unfettered rights to the operating system's most secure locations.…

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      Opera: Firefox tab sets? We've had 'em for years

      They have candy. We have trees

      Mozilla recently unveiled a fresh Firefox interface designed to better organize open tabs, and as this "Tab Sets" prototype — née Tab Candy — works its way into the Firefox 4 beta, Opera would like you to know that it's been offering something similar for ages.…

      Accurate web-app performance tests proposed

      W3C steps beyond the browser

      The W3C is planning a set of tests for developers to easily and accurately measure the performance of web applications.…

      Single downloads big deal for UK comms industry

      Mobile broadband growth area too

      The decline in music industry revenues slowed to 0.8 per cent this year due to buoyant single sales and increased non-physical digital music consumption, according to media and telecoms regulator Ofcom.…

      Orange coughs to data network failure

      Woe goes on with no sign of a fix, nothing on website

      Orange UK has admitted that its data network is having all kinds of trouble, and that the problem is ongoing with no scheduled fix.…

      HP hires headhunter to replace Hurd

      New top flack appointed

      Flummoxed IT giant Hewlett-Packard has hired executive search firm Spencer Stuart to help it quickly and quietly find a new chief executive officer, after Mark Hurd resigned amid a sex and expense reporting scandal on 6 August.…

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      Lenovo celebrates 5th quarter of growth

      Better than the rest

      Lenovo's financial results for its first quarter ended 30 June 2010 show it has